What's your excuse for not having a normal circumcised penis?

What's your excuse for not having a normal circumcised penis?

>inb4 my parents were crackhead so they didn't fix my penis when I was a newborn

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I'm not a jew nor a servant of any jew

i dont live in the united states of israel

>What's your excuse foe not having your parents cut you up as an infant.
Not having psycho parents, probably.

I’m not based enough

>altering a natural cock
>Normal

My mom said she doesnt want my sister to be impregnated by a serpent of Israel

>that dick tho
more

I’m not a kike who thinks it’s okay to mutilate baby penis.

This. Imagine your parents letting you get mutilated to obey someone else's religion. It's sad how hard so many Americans suck on Israel's shrivelled, dried out dick.

>altering a natural part of body
>No, I don't care the fucking pain, you will never cut my Appendix off!!!11 Intact 4ever! ((dies for septic shock))

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>circumcised
>normal
pick one

I'm sorry you were mutilated at birth against your will and lost a valuable part of your manhood. At least you can take comfort in knowing that you share a common habit with Arabs and Africans

I have born with a natural foreskin and i dont have any mental illnes that make think it need any fix.

Only religious people is stupid enough to think that his genitalia is naturally wrong.

>Only religious people is stupid enough to think that his genitalia is naturally wrong.
How abut Kellogs?

based.
>tfw no bf with a nice dick
ugly guy with a nice dick > hot guy with an ugly dick

According to your logic I still have the choice to "fix my penis" tomorrow. You however were stripped of your choice your consent.

Not that I would ever mutilate my cocktail to make into an abhorrent jew dick lmao. You will never feel as much as I do. You will never experience a blow job or a hand job or sex that feels as good as the what I can get.

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A more appropriate question for the uncutfags here: If uncut is so much better, why does everyone draw cut dicks? Riddle me that shit!

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user has a point

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+1

>normal
>circumcised
Pick one faggot

>What's your excuse for not having a normal un-circumcised penis?

ftfy

This
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lol, strawman argument. gtfo

Because porn

Well I hope to never have to remove my appendix either

your parents decided to follow the traditions of middle eastern retards and have part of your penis removed, making it less sensitive and ugly. you are technically a cripple. also, everything you have to respond to this is a cope