What would you do if everyone turned into clones of Avril Lavigne except you...

What would you do if everyone turned into clones of Avril Lavigne except you, and all of a sudden everyone was singing about how they want to be your girlfriend? How would you adjust?

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kill myself

I'd kick her in the box and shove her

You think your family and friends would miss you?

magnets

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I wouldn't know which ones were really dudes or 80 years olds or immediate family members so it would be no different than a zombie apocalypse scenario for me.

avril harem of course

FPBP, I fucking hate Avril Lavigne

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Wait, Avril Lavigne now, or young Avril Lavigne?

The age in the OP pic. Everyone will look exactly like that.

No because they were turned into clones of Avril Lavigne

So what, they'd stop caring about you?

What about people of different races?

They'd care about me about as much as Avril does, which is not even knowing I exist.

Become the first trans sk8r boi

But they've known you your whole life. I mean, your parents created you.

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Again?

My teenage skater fantasy would be complete and I’d be busting nuts left and right. She’s still hot

bump

I'd find some good Avril Lavigne deepfakes on adult websites and spend quality time in my basement

The only acceptable answer.