>be me
>34 years old
>a virgin
be straight up with me, brehs, is it unironically time to off myself?
Be me
Jackson Sullivan
Thomas Miller
no, if you were a woman however then yes definitely
Joseph Cox
If youre 34 and still depressed about teenage shit then yeah
Ian Nguyen
Nah m8. I literally do not have legs and fuck.
Chase Nguyen
just pay a hooker and be done with it
Christian Peterson
I’m 24 virgin
Brody Carter
if you have no other goals and interests in life than to have sex, then yes, you should kill yourself for being such a waste of consciousness
Henry Baker
If your a simple faggot that thinks fucking a bitch is the be all and end all of life. Then yes, you should.
Logan Perry
Not a big deal nowadays. There are a lot of 30+ yo virgins, especially in the western world.
Fuck a hooker to get started, then fuck few more hookers to get comfortable with having sex. It'll take away the fear of the first intim encounter with new women.
Then just go and date. There are enough burnt 30+ women that'll be happy to date a guy that won't cheat in them or run away.
Christopher Wilson
>34
>is it unironically time to off myself?
And waste those wizard powers?!
Real Answer: No, of course not! Dude, there's more to Life than women and / or sex.
Open your eyes!
Mason Long
I guarantee you're filled with a whole slew of psych issues that have gone unchecked you being a virgin is just a side effect of that
Adam Richardson
Nah Any Forumsro, take all that frustrated sexual energy and take it to the gym. go full gym rat. that may or may not work out with women considering you've probably gone a long time being socially retarded, but you'll feel so good you won't care. We all gonna make it homie
Easton Ramirez
>There are enough burnt 30+ women that'll be happy to date a guy that won't cheat in them or run away.
this.
Benjamin Peterson
Why kill yourself if you could kill someone else?
Isaac Morales
oh my god dude just get a hooker already
Parker Richardson
>There are enough burnt 30+ women that'll be happy to date a guy that won't cheat in them or run away.
heh...
Lincoln Reed
So you're basically a talking dildo? That's cool. I could live with being a bitch's fuck doll.
Lincoln Foster
Kill the jews instead
Joshua Rodriguez
30+ year old women simply don't want a grown up kid. i'm gonna go ahead and guess this guy doesn't have his shit together.
William Rivera
>30+ year old women simply don't want a grown up kid. i'm gonna go ahead and guess this guy doesn't have his shit together.
Yeah, I think so too.
I'm 36 and sleeping with a 43-year-old going through a divorce. Just being a default good human being is enough to drive her wild. It's insane.
I'm thinking OP is maybe a bit of a mess.
And it makes sense too, right? Because if he wasn't a mess, he'd have had more to live for than just the hope of sex!
The world is too big, and there's too much to do, for a person of 34 to still not yet know his calling in Life.
Jack Morris
It’s time for me to die but I can’t get a drug that will do it and I’m not dying by a train or a rope
Christopher Martin
You should let other incels take you to brown town.
Camden Johnson
I wish i could help you man Any Forums wasnt a good place to come during a mental health crisis its just filled with equally depressed fuck ups you're obviously crying out for help you getting pussy is the least of your worries i can tell you that