Confess to your thieveries! For me, the last time was in the summer of 2003. Stole a can of Coke from Woolworths...

Confess to your thieveries! For me, the last time was in the summer of 2003. Stole a can of Coke from Woolworths. Weather was scorching hot, and I hadn't a penny to my name.

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You couldn't of stole something more hydrating than a coke?

uhmmmm why don't i start a "confess your badge number" thread and you reply to it

There were a mountain of them piled by the doors. I was parched.

A parched gentleman who only took one because he only required one. Kudos. This is a high trust society, gentlemen.

I don't remember what was on my prefect badge, sorry, Paranoid Pete on an anonymous message board.

Last thing I stole was friends wife's panties 2016 still have them kek.

Was backpacking in Romania. I ran out of money. For two days I was stranded and broke till my flight home. I went into a random hostel and saw some kids from Belarus talking and eating dinner. They couldn't have been older than 15. Once they left, I raided their food. Ate an entire load of bread with some disgusting dip and had some of their carrots. I'm American. I often wonder if my actions have lead to Belarus's continued alliance with Russia. At least one of those kids is working at a high lvl in their government.

TL/DR: blame me for the war in Ukraine

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I stole my girls heart back in 2003. We've been married ever since.

Pic of panties and friends wife?