>>be me
>>go on Grindr because a female hasn't touched me in over 5 years
>>find a transgendered person and arrange meet up
>>she tells me to bring fireball
>>MFW
>>i show up with a litre of fireball
>>she starts asking me questions about what i do and stuff like that
>>im like idk i deliver pizzas
>>after like 30 minutes of talking we start the dirty
>>im totally incompetent at making out but its kinda nice.
>> she starts sucking my weiny and tells me you need to wash your foreskin and wipes it with a rag
>>she continues sucking and wants me to fuck her, as soon as i enter, JELLY DICK.
>>i tell her to suck me off more and i get hard again
>>i try to fuck her again but JELLY DICK
>>she legitimately asks "is it me?"
>>I get off her and get dressed quickly
>>she tells me to go pick up her friend so he can fuck her properly probably
>>i consider it for just a moment then i remember this person knows absolutely nothing about me.
>>while shes fixing her wig in the mirror, i grab my shit (and the litre of fire ball) and unlock the hotel door to leave as fast as i can
>>she looks at me and says " you're leaving?????"
>>i bolt out the door and leave as quickly as possible
>>i laugh maniacally in the car for like 15 minutes on the way home because this event has traumatized me so much that im just laughing at the fact i took my shit and left. As im typing this im wondering what long term effects this will have on my mental state.
any advice lads?
>be me
faggot
Yes that is true and factual based on the events that happened today.
You tried something out of desperation and it didn't work out, at least you know now. What else is there to say? are you having second thoughts because you might want to try again? it's kind of up to you, or don't let your loneliness get to you again lol.
I would cuddle you user and probably molest you for your own good
you think its not cuz ur dick dont work but really u prolly like it up the butt
Ty user, your words truly mean a lot to me
That is something i will truly consider
If you're that mentally fragile you should just KYS
>go to any bar an hour before closing and fucka fat drunk chick
Fucking degenerates
You were probably nervous you need to find a guy or girl who is a friend and would kiss you and hug you when they knew you were nervous.
Nice transparent background, dickface.
I am currently trying on grindr and having no luck with the trannies. Maybe that and this thread are a sign. It's rough out there bros.
do u have glans
just have some fireball lad and go to bed
Wiser words were never spoken OP
What the fuck...
Thank you greatly for the encouragement, I will take your words to heart.
Ya that's what i will do, im pretty wasted already tbh. Ty for the advice.
The fuck is jelly dick?
Yeah. Try hooking up with a person that gets you hard. You're not into trans and that's fine. It doesn't make you a bigot.
For the record I have autism and lost my virginity to a stranger in youth group when I was 17. This was in the late 90s. Want to know the secret? When a girl hits on you just go with it. If you're shy do what I call the Hugh Grant. Lean into it and stutter a little. This works regardless of your size. I theorize that a 300 pound man can Hugh Grant just as well as a 130 pound athlete.
Lean into it.
I don't get this. Did you get the hotel or her?
Ya it was her hotel room
Your new to having sex she should of sucked you and got you hard and then straddled you and road your cock.
No laws broken. Fed
When you use jelly instead of the peanut butter.