Ask a dude with no legs anything

Ask a dude with no legs anything

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Is your refrigerator running?


Are you jealous?

Soooo where the hell did your legs go?

How do you get up stairs? Or do you typically not go places with stairs?

How does sex work with you? Is it like riding a sex doll?

Kek. Very

That's just fucking mean, lol.

Have you ever thought about kicking the bucket because of your condition?

Cant u get like bionic legs or whatever they are called

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What's phantom limb like?

How do you not crush your balls when "standing"?

Yeah I'm kind of a bastard but at least I bumped the thread

What's the first thing you would do if you had legs? Besides walk, smartass.

What s your story? You born that way or are you ver? Freak accident?

I like to imagine you fell asleep at a bay dock with your legs hanging on the ledge and a drunken captain crushed them while trying to dock his freightliner. Was I close?

I signed some shit donating them to science but they're probably disposed of by now.

Public places typically have elevators. At friends and my parents, I just scoot my ass step by step.
I can't really get good leverage on top so either she rides or we lay on our sides.

Nice

My remaining legs are too short to ever functionally use prosthetics.


Can't stand m8
Run

Those are expensive. I think he'd be better off gluing poggo sticks and hopping everywhere.

Do you think about killing yourself because you don't have legs? if so how often do you think about it?

He already answered that. He said nice. Pay attention, user. This ain't your fucking math class.

>Public places typically have elevators. At friends and my parents, I just scoot my ass step by step.
Do you gimp around without your wheelchair a lot?

"nice" isn't a real answer, retard.

What's your standing on life so far?

even without legs you're twice the man any ftm tranny will ever be

How's your sex life? Does having a dick that reaches the floor impress the ladies?

Nah. Honestly it's not that bad.

Yeah I do it at home and places around people I'm comfortable with.


Trying but keep getting cutoff

True

Do you feel like less of a man now that you sit to pee?

Do you need a hand?

Wiat that's not right

Then get yourself a magic 8 ball, shove it up your ass, and twerk it when you feel like asking another stupid question.

Solid 6/10. Kek I wish.


No. I feel like less of a man because there's less of me.

so if you drink a lot how do you piss? do you just use a portable urinal or do you make a trip to the bathroom every time yuo have to pee?

Love a sit down wee. Sitting on your porcelain throne, survey your toilet kingdom and take your time.

I used a commode at first but just make the trip to the bathroom.

Based

we need a new thread starter pic, that ones getting stale

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how did it happen?

Tumors

Can you post a pic of your stubs next to a note saying: Tis but a scratch!