Oops! I accidentally introduced a bug in systemd that sent all your files directly to CIA servers, my bad guys haha didn't have enough sleep
Oops! I accidentally introduced a bug in systemd that sent all your files directly to CIA servers...
meds
the CIA relies on the the NSA to process the massive amount of data they collect through electronic means both foreign and domestic before giving it to appropriate analysts within the CIA
so really the NSA but supposing you are backdoor'd already systemd has nothing to do with it!
"""accidentally"""
nice try fed
Time for meds
notabug
wontfix
closed
sure thing glowie, let me take my meds and completely forget about (((you)))
Cool. NSA agents can watch Better Call Saul with good quality.
ummmm sweaty, actually its systemd-nsa, a vital part of systemd
Elon Musk feels confident posting about chemtrails on twitter so I guess it goes to show the intelligence agencies are not to be feared.
psyop
Hello, meds department?
how can you even type this when your hands are full of red hat cocks?
nice mister Potter, I will write an application, maybe the CIA will see it and I will get a nice job there :-)
thank you sir
Because they aren't.
*sends your dns queries to google
(and it's not a bug it's a feature mind you)
It uses DNS fallback if
1. if you router has limited internet connectivity AND
2. if you haven't set a DNS fallback in your router.
Anything more than never is too much
le heartbleed faec
Yeah, so why didn't you configure your router if you are that much concerned? Weird.
I did something even better: ditch systemd
Ditched systemd and left your router unconfigured? What a weird choice.