So, I've never bought an escort before. How does one go about it...

So, I've never bought an escort before. How does one go about it? Is there like a pimp waiting outside for her and has to make sure I pay up? Do escorts care how one looks like? Do they care if you're socially inept? Do they care if you're a virgin and don't know how to have sex?

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Also, do they care about dick size? I'm 5 inches.

How does one go about it? Is there like a pimp waiting outside for her and has to make sure I pay up? Do escorts care how one looks like? Do they care if you're socially inept? Do they care if you're a virgin and don't know how to have sex?

Not sure where you're located but online is generally the best place to look. If you do an incall at the girl's location, always check behind every door/curtain to make sure no one is lurking before getting down to business. Escorts generally don't care how awkward or inexperienced you may be as long as you have the required "donation".

Also, do they care about dick size? I'm 5 inches.

Escorts also generally don't care how endowed you are but they might say something if you can't get/stay hard (nerves are a bitch)

go to a strip club. be a good customer to one of the girls for a couple weekends. she'll let the girls know you're good to go home with.

I can get hard pretty easily, so not a problem there.
>go to a strip club
that sounds like too much work, but thanks anyway.

Other stuff I can think of from my years spent "hobbying":
-If you have a car and know of secluded spots, you can sometimes convince her to do a cardate for slightly cheaper
-Never get too explicit in chat or phone. Refer to her price as the donation.
-Don't expect promptness even after you've made arrangements. These girls may be minutes if not hours late.
-Trust your instincts. If anything feels off at all when you get to the spot, take off.

>paying for sex
>going to the joint to actually pay for the sex
>"meh, sounds like too much:

just say your a socially autistic loser so we can point you to the newest backpage site fag

My experience is that you contact them, discuss what you want and how much you are willing to tip or donate. I always pay before, some have a pimp, many have a friend or something within shouting distance. I'm not an attractice guy but I've never had one refuse service, be polite, be clean and make sure you are washed and dont smell bad. Don't try to change what was discussed after paying. Be polite, yes they are providing you with a service but politeness is free. I dont think they care how inexperienced you are. Once you have a regular girl she may offer extra services (my girl will do condom free oral if you are circumcised and always impeccably clean but she advertises she wont do it on her profile). Be honest with them and they will give you a great time.

That is a big waste of money.

I have to concur. You'd have to spend hundreds of dollars at the strip club first, in addition to the hundreds of dollars any dancer who eventually does stuff off campus would charge. Your funds would go much further with an escort.