Jesus fuck I can't get over how much of a craving I have for Andy's brown jet propulsion system. I want his rocket down my throat so it wubbers and shakes like a rooster cowl as his corny effluence is shot straight through my body, firing my intestines out prolapsing and flopping about like a pink, chunky garden hose.
I cream myself Sixx times a night thinking of his fat cat scat gothing up my innards.
These are the dumbest threads on Any Forums. I don't get how this meme has lasted this long. It isn't terribly funny, the content is repetitive, and it has reeked of newfag since it started.