Joke boss has a 001% rare drop once defeated but also spawns elite enemies guarding it

Try over 11 million
nypost.com/2022/02/02/a-pure-gold-cube-worth-11-7m-is-sitting-in-central-park/amp/

How the hell does a literal who have 11.7 million to piss away?

Why hasn't someone minecrafted it already

Some blacks are just gonna come and use guilt to just take it

I'm really surprised nobody has just gunned down or beat the shit out of the guys and lifted it at this point
I'd do it for a chance at 11.7 million, NYC has enough crime that if you took any sort of care to cover your tracks they'd drop the case in 1-2 years

jews

a solid gold cube that size would be worth around $150 million

You guys do realize if this schmuck can afford that block, he can afford enough security to have a whole army right? Guy probably has snipers ready to shoot a guy even looking at him with violent intent

Literally just the American elite fucking with people
They are saying look we can place a solid gold cube in the middle of a park. And you can’t take it.

it's not being pissed away. He's using it as publicity to sell his new shitcoin, and nft's of the gold block. He'll also still have the gold block, which he can sell what he paid for it since gold doesn't change in price over night.

I guess you could get a couple people and come up with something. Then you'd have to move a 400 pound gold block somewhere where you can hide it, break off, and melt the gold and sell it without being flagged.

it's a cube of fucking gold, you ain't getting it out of there without reducing it to little nuggets first

>”One German artist definitely wins the award for thinking outside the box.”
He’s the polar opposite of a Jew though

I wouldnt steal it, I'd probably try to use it to bridge car battery terminals.

Tear gas

>ain't getting it out of there without reducing it to little nuggets first
then how did they get it in there user?
>and melt the gold and sell it without being flagged.
precious metals are easy as fuck to pawn, if you aren't willing to wait long enough to sell it in bulk. even then, gold is a universal currency, you wouldn't even have to keep it inside the states.

Just use a giant magnet underneath a helicopter like in one of those Loony Toon cartoons. Simple as.

infinitely worse than the Kike for doing it, is the filthy New Yorkers being impressed by it.

Shoot the guards and throw it in the bed of a truck. Shoot accomplices and flee cross-country, then escape to South America and from there to Europe to pawn it off.

Dig a tunnel

>American Elite
>German Artist

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People would rob literal armed cash truck for less
I don't see why some nigger gang woulnt hit it up

>then escape to South America
Where you proceed to get gunned down by the drug cartels and have your body fed to their dogs while they start hacking away at the cube

hey whats up bro can i get a pic of this thing. thats crazy haha. no my shirt isnt beeping

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>New York
What's stopping 4 guys just running a car there and using their american guns to heist that shit? These are also american guards, so they're too fat to have good reflexes.

>opposite of a Jew
he has a rat like face

>he doesn’t know Deutsche bank is the USAs biggest bank.

Because gold's density is 20 tons per cubic meter, you're not towing that in a F150.

Get a steam roller to flatten it then it will be brittle enough to break into chunks with simple tools.

Why is it in New York then? Where did the gold come from?

>step 1, pay a mom to let me borrow her kid or ask a friend if I could borrow theirs
>step 2, give the kid a hammer and ask them to try to break a piece of that cube off (will offer them a video game or candy or something to complete it)
>step 3, kid goes to cube and breaks off a corner piece and pockets it
>step 4, kid gives me gold piece and I give them video game
Not much but should be worth a few hundred bucks. Also, guards can’t arrest kids.

After ww2 many high profile Nazis moved to America and integrated themselves secretly into big business. Their descendants run all the big corporations.

It's probably just gold plated or some shit

>Why New York
Promotional stunt for shitcoin
>How did get even get the gold
Probably from his parents inheritance or some shit. Smells fishy though.

C’mon. It’s obviously the American elite

How did they get the cube there in the first place?

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>>step 1, pay a mom to let me borrow her kid or ask a friend if I could borrow theirs
you're not getting shit done with a single kid, brainlet. you need a classful of kids on an excursion, each with a hammer. that way they can't just pick up each individual kid.

Look, I’m just saying if Any Forums could steal that flag from Shia that this should be a cake walk. That or ‘hardcore’ difficulty.

It's literally against the law to shoot blacks in america, so some niggas will be able to haul it away.

>there aren't german jews
you're just another retarded skin-head wannabe

>It's literally against the law to shoot blacks in america, so some niggas will be able to haul it away.
If you’re an American sure but the guy is a German from out of the country. He probably could pull some strings to not get into trouble.

With industrial equipment. Good luck getting a forklift there and escaping the cops with it.

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>Joke boss has a 001% rare drop once defeated but also spawns elite enemies guarding it
Name one game that does this. Bullshit drop rates is one thing but no game has enemies that spawn if it’s a rare drop

Just get more cars and fast furious that shit out of there

kekeroni

my whole life is a prank

1% is actually pretty common

Yes anons, everything that isn’t to your liking is reddit

>german jews don't exist

yeah you're guaranteed a chance at something 1% if you try it at least fifty times.

So how are you not supposed to hate rich people when they do shit like this?

Realise the value on gold is arbitrary and true happiness is free.

i know just the guy for this boss

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My hate for the poor is stronger than my hate for the rich. I’ve never had a rich guy come up to me to take his money but I’ve had plenty of pan handlers do the opposite to me.

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I don't believe you're really this dumb.

>I’ve never had a rich guy come up to me to take his money
yeah bro he just enslaves you for your entire life
so much better

If they release a new Gold Cube heist, i'll download it.

>golden amcar
>golden chimando

youtube.com/watch?v=rXUQlmO-L8s

I’m so tired of rich people flaunting all of their possessions in front of us in tv/movies/magazines. Why do people even follow that shit?

>The box measures just over a foot and a half on all sides and is only about a quarter-inch thick.
BOOOOO IT'S NOT SOLID

>rich man literally poops gold because of a tragic life story

>throw it in the bed of a truck
yeah, good luck with that
even if you somehow find a way to pick that thing up without heavy equipment, your tuck may not be able to support that kind of weight

Get a mate to run in there saying I’m unvaxxed. That’ll bring in the police creating a massive distraction,

it only weighs 410 lbs

>only about a quarter-inch thick
>it only weighs 410 lbs
lame and gay
what's the point of having a gold cube if you arent going to do it properly?

>“[The work] is a conceptual work of art in all its facets.” He said the idea was to “create something that is beyond our world — that is intangible,” Castello told ArtNews in a statement.
I hate artists who enjoy smelling their own farts because they think they’re more valuable than everyone else’s so damn much unless they commission porn

fuck stealing it, you probably can't fence unmarked gold without getting caught
what you instead do is take the smelliest, gaudiest, paint/sticky substance/whatever in a bucket and toss it over it

they're going to be more upset at that than at you trying to steal it

All I seen is a based man dabbing on poorfags

>“create something that is beyond our world — that is intangible,”
>>it's just a block of gold
is he retarded

on december 22nd i drove 2 homeless brothers a short way to a bridge they were gonna sleep under so they wouldnt have to walk so far. one of them seemed normal but the other one was slow, or he was on something, i dont know. that guy kept thanking me over and over and hugged me tighter than most have, even kissed my cheek. 2 days later the temp dropped below 50 that night, and i thought that if those guys slept on the ground again instead of inside somewhere, theyre probably dead (the ground acts as an infinite heat sink if you sleep on it). every time the temp has dropped that low i think about them again, like an intrusive thought

I think I know just the man for the job.

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based empathetic user
if we had a country full of (you)s we wouldn't be in this mess

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He’s an artist with over 11 million dollars that he spent on a block instead of whores and drugs so probably

Unironically this, everything I dislike is always correlated to reddit somehow.

“that guy kept thanking me over and over and hugged me tighter than most have, even kissed my cheek.” You sure he wasn’t just trying to bone you?

Are you reeeaallly though?

once he's done displaying it he'll sell it for 14 million and spend that on whores and drugs

What you should be angry about is gold has a lot of practical uses, but rich people waste in on lining their dessert or making cubes.

I have ad blockers up the ass and never watch television unless I’m out to eat so yeah, I am sure.

Not true, Gold is virtually used in every major engineering design today. It's just that rich people like to have more of it than other people, maybe to keep it expensive or something I dunno.

>tfw user just helped the main characters of "of mice and men"

No reddit. Gold is used in the space industry and electronics.
It’s bad useful properties since ancient times.

why doesn't someone just take the cube?

But it's an "art" piece therefore it's left your post is illogical famlam

what would happen if someone threw a bunch of pigs blood on it

They use gold fooooor just about everything.

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rich jews in new york flaunt their blood money by placing a literal gold cube in the middle of central park new york. Its too heavy to carry away and theres a shabbos goy security team of mercenaries off screen ready to murder anyone goy that tries to get any ideas. The jewish media promotes this display of chutzpah as 'lmao art :^)'

Security guards and snipers

You forgot that it’s a promotional stunt for a shitty NFT. Everything else is on point.

literally every marxist jew that came to the united states in the 1930s was from germany you fucking retard.

Rich guys do the same shit you're just too stupid to notice it

>waaah waaah the rich dabbing on us!
since when did Any Forums get overrun with lefty troons?

Majority of gold in the world is bought up by people for non practical use.
No clue what you are trying to argue.
Most gold is bought up by Indians for no purpose at all or held in vaults.

I don't hate rich people I just hate the greedy ones that do shit like lobby congress to protect their private interests. And from my personal experience poor people are usually stupid, lack basic manners and think that if you have money, you are not allowed to have problems in any way shape or form.

Why is this jackass showing off his cube of gold in a public park?

Ok, heres what i would do to steal it with a team
>Go up to one of my friends near the cube and start a fake fight, make sure their blood or hair or something gets ON THE CUBE
>Cube now has to be taken into police custody to use as evidence
>While police are hauling it into a truck a paid sniper would take them out, me and my friend would be unharmed after the fight due to it being fake, resulting in us being able to take control of the police truck and drive it off into the sunset.

It says it's used in engineering for all kinds of stuff from lubricants to alloys.

azom.com/article.aspx?ArticleID=5005

Says it's a good conductor and rust resistant.

monroeengineering.com/blog/why-gold-is-used-in-electronics/

Says that gold is used in dentistry often, but it's usually too expensive to implement normally.

physicalgold.com/insights/15-uses-gold#5_Dentistry

If you did try to take it and they shoot would that be pre meditated.

Don't you feel weird that some people wind up dead on the six o'clock news for stealing a slurpee from 7/11 but there is less security around a brick of solid gold?

user…that was the point, it has practical use but the majority of the quantity of gold in the world isn’t used for it.
>name fag
Dumb cunt

Uh no, he had explicitly used the phrase non-practical.

shut the fuck up retard

Nah, what you should do is train thousands of rat using a fiddle and pizza. Then in the middle of the night use their shear numbers to overwhelm the security guards and tie them down with rope. Next, have another wave of rats come from under the ground to carry it away. Put a plank under the gold and the rata can carry it to a van. Place it in the van and drive away. Have a pizza party for the rats when you return home.

Not even people who are fucking stoned are this retarded.

There are security gaurds surrounding the cube, but what are they gonna do? The cube would already be in the police truck when we stop acting ingured

>grrrrr rich people, why can't my neet ass be rich, we need to steal and be niggers.
Everytime.

Yeah I guess it's best not to cause a scene.

It would be a shame if someone, who is carrying a bucket of acid, were to trip over and accidentally splash it all over the cube.

>Literally the golden stump from Harvest Moon you can buy for a shitload of money for no reason but to show off that makes everyone in town hate you

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THINK ABOUT STUFF LMAO

I remember this. Absolute boss. It wasn't even planned or anything. He saw an opportunity and took it.

Who cares, it's probably fake. Honestly looks more like brass than gold.

I AM FUCKED XD

Depends. How many security guards are there?

Stealing the gold ruined his life. Everybody he knew became leeches, cartels were breathing down his neck and his lover tried stealing it all. He buried the rest and never wants to interact with it again.

What some guy is gonna lug a solid cube of gold with his bare hands?

>approach cube
>pull hammer out of coat
>strike cube
>say I'M MAKING ART
>rent-a-cop says HEY YOU CAN'T DO THAT
>hit rent-a-cop with hammer
>say I'M
>MAKING
>ART
>shit on cube
>get arrested
>tip cop
>walk the dinosaur

I hate that fucking nigger saucy so much
Dick in the booty ass nigger.

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This, only people hating this are troons

Ok how about this?

Someone makes some homemade C4 and throws it at the cube and it explodes into a million pieces and everyone gets a little piece of gold?

Any Forums here stop thinking so hard
it should just take a crane to get it out of there

Why steal?

youtube.com/watch?v=iwnKU89CCdI

The temptation just to drop this thing in the ocean would be too great for me if i managed to steal it.

Prophetic
Mods are the gay