How can I shrink myself? I don’t like being tall, how can I shrink myself even a couple inches?

How can I shrink myself? I don’t like being tall, how can I shrink myself even a couple inches?

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have someone break your kneecaps with a baseball bat.

Vegetables

Elaborate

Wear shoes that are lower than the ground level

eat shortening

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You cannot OP. The only route for you is embracing being the tall master race alpha chad who youre built to be.

jump off a tall building and land feet first.

This is the best advice itt

user Id love to trade places with you but then I realize nobody deserves the curse of the manlet. So as a manlet I say. Enjoy it you tall King.

you must be like 5'9 or so which isn't even that short.

5.10. And believe me its short enough to not be considered by many women. I know Ive tried alot. Seriously being tall Sounds badass too bad I wasnt granted that..

trade it using your binance wallet you amateur

Easiest way is to hung over. They can cut your shins and take out some bone. You can get flats. There are a few options. Can I get the inches you drop. I'm a 5'7" manlet.

hunch*

you're a delusional retard, kill yourself.

5'7" is actually a good average height, not manlet

damn bro lol. I'm 5'11 and you are making me feel short.

Cut your head off.

Lmao manlet

stick both thumbs up your ass and walk around on you elbows.