Game shows the player character age as the story progresses

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Bruh. You know she’s a hoe If she has signs designating the bathroom in her own house

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Why are they all 20?

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Why are there so many pictures of guys on their 20th birthdays looking like they want to fucking die?

It's over. That's the age most people realize they will never become normal.

How come they all look so young despite being 20?

They've fully committed to a depressing life of being a shut-in living with their parents, no school, no job, no social life.

>Why are there so many pictures of guys on their 20th birthdays looking like they want to fucking die?
because we are old enough to realise how pathetically disgusting we are and will inevitably be suiciding at some point in our lives

This won't be the first or last time in life. Better learn some humility or to roll with the punches. You can just not fuck up but even the best fuck up at least once.

If you don't leave the house then UV radiation can't damage you skin.

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I think im just gonna kill myself in Valentine’s Day

It truly is dreadful living to 20 without accomplishing a single thing. Yknow, when you're a teenager still, you still kinda have a lot of time. Atleast that's what you tell yourself. You can still catch up on things all your peers did by like age 15. But, when you turn 20, the weight of your sins and regret crushes you like a huge rock. You are no longer a careless teenager. You're at a crossroads in life. At 20, most of your friends probably already have a long-term partner and a job. You're living with your parents, looking at your birthday cake, realizing your prime years are now gone. Possibilities receding, regrets mounting. You spent your best and most important years being merely a shell of a human being. I will soon be 20 and I am not ready for this feeling.

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Oh shut the fuck up with your woe is me bullshit I'm 31 and got my Bachelors last year taking night/online classes. You're never too late to do something important to you, the only thing holding you back is yourself.t

god berserk is so fucking good.

Because most people won't look sad when they turn 17,18,19. There's still alot of time before you grow up. When you turn 20, you realize you will never be normal and you haven't accomplished a thing.

I don't know what to tell you other than it gets much much worse. I'm turning 27 in August. Do something, anything now. After the teens the years rapidly skirt by and I find myself unable to account for entire stretches of time. The strangest thing was I didn't really feel any burden until around 21-22 and it has compounded annually.

>At 20, most of your friends probably already have a long-term partner and a job.
lmao no.
actually go outside and speak with people.
its around the 26 - 28 year range where your expected to have some general sense of establishing life.
good look even getting a decent paying job, let alone a house at 20 in this age.

Not all of them.

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>2nd pic 2nd row
32 and he looks like he has utterly obliterated his body. Jesus christ. He looks like an ill man in his late 40s early 50s.

>the pretzel
gets me every time

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It is almost impossible to recover from being a sheltered tard during your youth. If you never had a girlfriend during your teens, you will have a much harder time finding one when you're an adult. Everyone already did it. Of course anyone can get a Bachelors if they want, but being fucked socially and emotionally since you're a child will completely fuck you up long term.

Most people's mistake is trying to compare themselves to other people
Nigger, there will always be people "better off", and there will always be people " worse off "
Why the fuck do you care, at most you should use these people you consider to be better off than you as an example
>i will soon be 20
Over before it even begun huh, quit being a faggot, you're the only one who can do something to improve your own life

Dude should just join the Marines

You don't need to acomplish stuff in life so you can compare yourself to your peers, and the fact that you regret your fuck ups is a good thing because it means you changed and learned from your mistakes. Work on yourself, you're not even half way done with your life, and don't be affraid or ashamed of being supported by your parents as long as you can give back to them.

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what the fuck man...

>Dale and the cutie to the right of him.

I don't feel bad for Dale, that cake looks like someone put a lot of love into it, even if it was done by a professional and not a relative. That shows that he's got people who love him, even if he doesn't have man friends

The girl... she's cute but how messed up must you be when even your dog is like "whose bitch this is?"

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That woman looks more like his grandmother

>game shows the player's group age EXCEPT for the player. And his waifu, for some reason

Jesus fucking Christ it must be excruciating being in their position. Knowing you are a total failure at life. Only your family celebrates your birthday. I can only imagine how dreadful it must feel to be in their situation

>that smug grin

You know he's gunna rub so many out to that poster once he gets home.

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>Mom still makes me cake
>I'm 33
Fucking love me some cake, I don't like the birthday song or blowing the candle bullshit, but cake is cake senpai. I fucking love it

I don't know a single person past the age of 20 that still lives with their parents or doesn't have someone special by then.

>game shows the player character age as the story doesn't progress

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I have accomplished things at 36. What you've said is true, however the road doesn't end there. You can make it late in life, mainly because life turns around way too much, and some methods that made people secure (a lot of work hours, degree and pension) stop working.

Who gives a shit. Take the nihilism pill.

love these threads

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Or I can just remain single.

nah you re just one of these fuckers trying to demoralize incels. if youre not retarded you ll catch up EZ. not everyone has to be some gigachad billionaire and there are tons of girls with low expectations who just a cool loyal guy. there are a lot of ugly short guys with gf just because they are commited. you just need to not be retarded, if ure retarded u need to learn and grow, simple as

Not sure how other people feel but for me 20 is the age I realized you need to get your shit together and become an adult or be a loser forever, as well as the notion youth doesn't last and could die in any instant.

who is he? he's really cute, i want to simp for him

let it go
none of it matters

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Why are they all so sad? I would love some time with my family and some delicious cake!!

>At 20, most of your friends probably already have a long-term partner and a job.

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Because everyone else spends their 20th birthdays getting wasted with friends out on the town or something. By then you've probably tried college only to realize it's a hell even worse than school. If you left college or never went you've also realized how hard it is to make friends outside of education.
You achieved nothing up to this point and the realization hits that it's only getting harder.

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because humans don't maintain the same expression for every single moment of their lives and some autist goes through videos and peoples feeds looking for the saddest images and then posts them in an effort to make themselves feel superior.

Is there hope for me if I don't have the desire to ever date anyone or have a family? I just want to be alone. It's such a crushing feeling. I have only had one single crush in my entire life. It was the closest I felt to love.

Everyone who frequents Any Forums is in the exact same situation, including you and me

Let this be your wakeup call. Luckily for you a lot of the good people who "made it" will stagnate in their mid 20s and just work the same job until they die. The recovery potential is huge if you actually try and not go full doomer like you apparently are going to do.

and i know a shit tonne of 23 - 27 year olds who still live with their parents.
it's not the same as it used to be.
the average age people move out now in developed european contries is 24.5 years, and is even higher in italy.

...

I'd pound the fuck out of her in that morty mask.

shut the fuck up normalfag go to Any Forums

A cuck has all of the worst parts of the relatioship, like actually having to talk, pretend to care, and show emotional support. While having a inferior version of the positives, like having pussy available to ravage (almost) all time time you'd want with no bs

Your free spirit teenage years are over. The slow burning candle begins to burn on the rest of your life. Fear, despair, and hopelessness start to creep up you on you, the creature in your nightmare you can't run away from.

You are now reading this in Max Payne's voice.

I miss being 20 and neet
being a mid-late 20s wagie is way worse. Still no friends or gf, barely any free time, too exhausted/stressed out from work to even want to play vidya and ruin what would have otherwise been a game you would like.
plus at least then it wasn't competely delusional to have your qt gf fantasy.
Now most of the actually viable girls are taken, meaning youre left with used goods or christ forbid a single mom if your same age or older, or actual subhuman zoomers if you go younger

>21
literally a toddler
>Will probably anhero in the next year if things dont turn around
no you wont

I'm 25 and birthdays have just gotten fucking awkward at this point. I'm married and really just want to chill with my bros but getting them together is getting tougher as we are moving in separate directions.

>spoiler
so it goes from annoying doomer shit to annoying doomer shit in a retarded voice
incredible.

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>family out at dinner celebrating my birthday
>get asked if I'm dating any girls
>say I'm not interested in dating girls
>family gets really excited and just assume I'm coming out
>before I can explain I didn't mean it in that way, my mother stands up and announces to the restaurant "My son is doing a very brave thing today..."
>whole restaurant is applauding and cheering and the staff gives me dessert for free
>gay waiter starts hitting on me and asks for my number
>family starts cheering for me
>I get mad and yell, Are you even fucking listening to me? I'm not gay!
>gay waiter gets mad and gives me a speech about "internalized homophobia" and being myself
>he has tears in his eyes and runs off into the back room
>parents say we need to leave early
>they say nothing for the whole ride home

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4x3 seems like a cool dude and is he's happy his folks made him a cake. I hope he's having a good life.

i was fighting with obsessive compulsive disorder when i was 20. so i dont remember anything other than that.

Replace 20 with 30. Blog time. 2020 and 2021 were probably the worst years of my life. I got into philosophy to cope and a year after reading philosophical texts and listening to lectures I’ve come to a conclusion. That god probably exists and that I also need to go out and fuck as many women as I can, get drunk, get high, get into trouble, meet new people, make new memories, do things I’ll regret. I haven’t lived, I’ve wasted in my room thinking I was better than “the herd.” I need perspective.

I have had people react with suprise and think it's weird that I still talk to and meet up with friends I've had since I was in school.

times are tough in this pussy recession.

wheres punchline?

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Well that works too. I regret not killing myself early back when it would have been tragic. There's no reason to bother killing myself now.

I was still on track when I was 20 so I don't know this feel but you're super young my man. Get over it.

>I just want to be alone.
That's where you're wrong. We are social creatures by nature, it is hard coded into our DNA, no matter how much we use our intellect to try and convince ourselves otherwise.
What you want is not to have to deal with all the bullshit that comes with seeking and maintaining relationships because you're a rational and practical human being who is also heavily introverted like most people here.
We can't change our natural instincts outside of developing mental retardation, you won't be content until you can establish and hold onto meaningful relationships, including both romantic and regular friendships.

I had given up at 14-16, by 20 I just couldn't give a fuck anymore.

he's gay

damn this guy ugly tho

There it is the minecraft forehead

Stop feeling sorry for yourself, seriously, stop being an Any Forums faggot and do something other than cry. I was a kiss less Virgin until my 22nd birthday and then I stopped giving a shit, observed and became charming, banged over 20 chicks and now I got a girl buying us a house for us to live in while she wages and I eat tendies. Stop being a bitch, dude

>games where the character hates pubes but grows to love them

BASED

>embrace the cuck life
Fuck that noise. All you need to do is have sex with an actual woman once in your life so you don't have to worry about the angst associated with dying a virgin, then proceed to spend the rest of your life being a hermit, being a player, or being a weirdo who devotes their affections to a sex doll or digital waifu that can be interacted with through VR and an automated sex toy

Wanna bet? 2020 changed people. Either that or it exposed what they're really like. Everyone is stuck in their own little skinner box and they don't have time for anyone else. Apparently I'm the only one bothered by this. We've made the transition to a slave planet and there's only one way out.

cool story bro

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Fucking BASED, you go old user. We're all gonna make it.

the only thing I regret is not making friends back when Any Forums wasn't a complete shithole
fuck normalfags

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LMAOOOOOOO

I cant imagine contributing to a relationship. I am always excited to be alone in my room again. Being in a romantic relationship seems completely alien to me and I hate the idea of losing my autonomy.

Congratulations user. I'm being serious, too. Good job.

>why do they look so young

drugs, alchohol, processed food, "partying", all that "normie" consumerist shit makes you age extremely quickly.

Dudes 21 and his parents “forced him” to go out for dinner lol

Imagine being like this. Haha...

user theres nothing wrong with being homosexual in 2022

FPBP

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>tfw 24 now
>anxious, shut-in NEET with no real life friends
>haven’t done shit with my life
>don’t know what I wanna do with my life
>parents and family still treat me nice
>everyone always takes time to celebrate it with me
>every year they always get a big dinner
with everything I want
>always do subtle prodding on what I may want for that year
>last year my brother even pick out an ice cream cake for me because he said he remembered us talking about it and how I don’t really like normal cake that much
I don’t fucking deserve the good things I have in my life

every game should have one

Don't do it user. Only normies kill themselves when things get hard.

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That reminds ke of a niche japanese game I played. You played as a cursed clan where your descendants would age unnaturally fast, you basically had 2 years to live before they croaked and in that time you had to grind shit out so you could make more babies. The curse also stopped you from reproducing naturally so you had to do some magical bullshit with gods to make offsprings. The first few months would usually be spend by having old clan members teach train them, while their stats would go down significantly when they approach their final few months of being alive. They also all had a randomized death message when they died.

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that dake cake is fucking awesome

dont post this fucking trash

I'm 30 with a degree in sociology, no life or whatsoever, don't know where I fucked it up as in highschool I was such a peackock, skinny, nice hair, chielsed cheekbones, I had girls that were chasing me, even a cute stalker, It blew up my ego and just before I went to college cut all contact with the local girls as I fell for the "you reinvent yourself in college" meme. But college didn't had a mandatory presence policy, so I kept skipping it slowly I was getting sucked into the underworld of Any Forums, eventually becoming a wizard.

kek.

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As opposed to spending the same years of youth locked in your rroom fapping to porn and browsing this fucking website

>It is almost impossible to recover from being a sheltered tard during your youth.
bull fucking shit. anyone can escape being a sheltered gaywad

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I can practically smell the salt in your eyes on the other side of the monitor, user

Why are the mods on Any Forums such fucking faggots

Love them and thank them, user. Not everyone is blessed to have considerate and nice family members.

Name ONE video game in this thread, you fucking faggot nigger. Get your off topic shit off my board.

seems the thread topic struck one too many jannies close to home

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God I fucking love pubic hair

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More like finally we have a mod who gives a shit

see

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Hope you're doing well user, keep at it and keep shooting high

I'm exactly what you described and I'm working corporate now and salaried. As for relationships you might think relationships solve everything but you'll learn that most of them aren't worth your time and that most dating is screening for someone sane that you can work with and live with

Then fucking do something about it then. This reeks of I just finished highschool and my world is ending. Get a grip

nah, if they let porn threads slide but move this they're not giving a shit at all

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i wonder what zoomer newfag is behind this post

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What color do you think they’re pubes are bros

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depressing.

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>I just want to be alone. It's such a crushing feeling.
So you... want to be alone, but you hate wanting that?
Man, why am I even replying to this shit.
Fuck you and fuck all the failed normalfags plaguing this board. Why do you always have to look to others for approval?
based on the mod for moving this kuso thread to Any Forums

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Be glad they moved it instead of just deleting it

lmao

you are the zoomer newfag