You just took 2 pills of LSD and this monkey starts talking to you, what does he say?

You just took 2 pills of LSD and this monkey starts talking to you, what does he say?

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"Finally, we can speak like adults."

What that nose do?

I'm going to re-create a few thousand lucky people as enlightened hedonists. Their lives will be filled with pleasure. They will never have to work. All of the new people will live in a giant, beautiful garden, more than spacious enough to accommodate thousands of people. The new people will not wear clothing, they will always be naked. The garden will always be warm and sunny, even when it rains. The new people will eat delicious, ripe fruit, whenever they want, and will never hunger for anything else. They will have plenty of sex, with whomever they choose. Sexual partners will be shared. Homosexuality, of both genders, will be allowed, but not encouraged. The new people will be beautiful, and light-skinned, although they will have a permanent tan from being in the sun all the time. They will never age. They will not bear children. Their genes will be altered so that they will never get bored of living in the garden.

“I will share great Monkey secret. Those LSD pills aren’t what you think they are… you see. I got them from this small YouTuber named DREAM. They’re his Normal pills. See why you are missing? Does it hurt to know you aren’t normal? I can show you the way. Let us embark on a journey of a lifetime”

And then you both jerk off and die

"follow your dreams user"

"Muh BBC"

"You have passed through a blue mist into another time and place.. Remember, the real dangers are the fears we carry in our minds"

"Have you heard of Raid Shadow Legends?"

Kill them all

"Marblecake also the game"

“I want you to masturbate my penis, then I masturbate yours and then we will sleep in cuddles.”

>"3 times 3, monkey you be, monkey key key, my will shall be"
as we slowly switch bodies

"I'm putting together a team..."

You’ve never done LSD

"FUCK YOU CAN HEAR ME NOW? GOD FUCKING DAMMIT."

"You, you're finally awake"

"Thalia we be online soon"

Fuck niggers

"SNAIL"

Lost, you fucker.

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