There's a 11 million$ sitting in central park with a security detail

there's a 11 million$ sitting in central park with a security detail.
a mob of pissed off tired New Yorkers could just come and take it. they cant stop them all.

Just the balls to leave it there and know one fuck with it.

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i bet some hobo had already pissed on it

>they cant stop them all.
this sentiment can be applied in lots of situations, it sadly doesn't mean its always practical

What are you on about? What cube, what is it made of, and how the fuck is anyone gonna steal a heavy ass cube

How heavy do you think a chunk of that cube will be?
Seriously, we should start lobbing grenades at it till we have at least something carryable.
Pretty sure grenades are more common than pickaxes over there anyway.

Tow straps and a car. Like any car. It only weighs like 400 pounds. Even if you lost half the cube to friction, you're still getting away with a smooth 5-6 mil.

What is it? Story?

What is this? A gold cube for ants?

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I'm sure there's no cameras around

Let's go take it.

Niclas Castello’s Cube is 400lb and mostly made of gold

As if people wouldnt just start slicing off pieces...
Gold is malleable enough the a decent meat cleaver could easily score small chunks off of this.
A dozen dudes could sprint up to it and hack $10k off this stupid cube before you could say "Faggot"

Would be a shame if someone were to irradiate the gold and drastically reduce the value.

Too late. I already took it

What did Vlad The Impaler put it there?

if you google "gold cube" it comes up
a German artist is selling a 11million dollar cube made of gold.
its also had a crypto coin with it form some fukin reason? maybe its a coin backed on the value of the golden cube.
anyhow its siting in central park new York with some guards and people are just walking by it.

Uh huh sure thing Auric

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Why do Americans do things like this?

remember that guy who stole a bucket of gold coins off the back of an armored van because the guard wasnt paying attention? did they find his body yet?
>assuming he actually stole gold coins & not a bucket full of lead
>implying it wasnt an insurance scam orchestrated by the bank

Pull down your pants and shit on it.

Would be great arguing in court how you increased the artistic value by shitting on it.

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Works for Banksy.