Good morning

Good morning,

I am looking to brighten someone’s day with 500$. Tell me your situation and I will consider.

*Pic related, one of my 7 broker accounts*

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Trying to fix an electric guitar I bought for cheap, so far I completed the cleaning part, could use some help as I can't afford buying new parts for it right now.
Playing since 2015 with the same old one, without taking any kind of lessons, trying to make one day a living out of making music

I want to use it to buy food for my employees today. Use some of it to buy shoes for a dude who sits outside of my work every day

Man long story short I'm just short in funds for my IT certificates

We just have nothing in common.

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What business do you work in. How many employees. Also your position in the dominance hierarchy.

Why are you getting certificates instead of a degree?

I need to fix a tooth that's been hurting terribly for a week... but it's too expensive for me, and I don't have health insurance.

I'm from Africa.

I live in a shitty home that doesn't get power all the time, I study by candlelight for university. My parents are in serious debt. I just lost my job that I was funding my studies with, so effective I'm homeless unless I find a new job.

I go on Any Forums to seethe because of where I live and how hard it is to pay for food to eat at the end of the day.
Dollars are insane where I live, 500 dollars or even fucking 5 dollars is enough to change my life with significance.

>being from Africa
>seethe

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Well, I've been laid off from my first job as a first responder, and from my second job as a cashier where I almost got shot and punched the robber. Guitar pickups and electronics won't pay by themselves.

My father always told me, “there are 2 things that will make a man cry 1. Women 2. Toothaches.

You’re a top contender. Standby. Will choose at 9 AM EST

Are you white? Show pics with time stamp along with your shit hut and you win.

Okay, thank you. But I think that dude from Africa needs the money more than I do.
Anyway, my email: dmt kidd @gmail.com (without a space)

just moved back to home city with parents, after breakup and trying to start my carpentry shop.
living in eastern shithole, so any $$ is huge help

Oh look, its this thread again. in b4 200 + faggots posting

It's a retail store. About 7. I'm just the head manager. They've been through a lot this season with people being rude and wanna treat them

What’s your story user.

I live in south america and a single dollar it's almost the salary of a day

I will buy $500 in supplies including a duffel bag with fake prop money and go to my local cities subreddit leading a scavenger hunt to find this giant bag of money. I will put the fake money near where all the homeless live also. Maybe the last hit will be something about how they can help all the people near the homeless camp. The final bag won’t have the fake cash tho, it will be filled with a giant dildo and dollar store lube

i fucked your mom. that shit ain't free.

OP here

Since it’s Black History month I will only be giving the cash to someone who is white.

I would, but this is probably a data mining b8 thread. No thanks, I'm not so desperate as to beg for five hundun.

My chimney is about to collapse, been quoted £2500 to fix it.

Need cash for a new pair of jeans. Tired of patching the holes on the ones I have

Big white dude. All white staff

Met a girl online one year ago, she moved to my country away from any relatives she has. We were doing fine for half a year, then I fell while working with delivers and broke a couple of ribs. Our financial situation spiraled down to a point where we are living in my mothers living room... we cant even help her with the bills and this is ruining our marriage. We are looking for jobs but nothing came up yet. In my country these 500 bucks would mean like 2 months of minimum wage. I wish I could by my girl milk for breakfast.

>be me
>married 2 kids,
>wife after 11 years turns out to be filthy whore, cheats over 6 times I know of.
>kicks me out of home, moves my rental tenet in, aparently he hasn't paid rent for last 11 months because he thought he didnt have to pay rent as fucking landlords wife.
>have 2 kids one is 4 months old.
>ex and tenet drinks, party up for 5 months other kid doesnt go to school.
>one afternoon they left 9 month old to drown in spa at home.
>I find out through freind passing house seeing ambulance.
>cops let her off, dont tell me son died even.
>spoke to other federal police, they say some concern cops who did report is related to ex wife but not issue. Have massive hate for police and women.
>go through divorce, do ok but cripples finances.
>won court to get ex tenet, now married to ex wife, 2 months after son died, rent back paid, naturally they wont pay.
>sheriff wont do shit as once again friends with local cops related to ex wife.
>need $1500 for debt collector to take up cause.

My life sucks user, but good to see you doing well fren

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$500 honestly would be useless for me. I am looking for work but most likely will have a job before end of month because my sector has the most well paying jobs available.
What I need is $500,000 for various investments and startup ventures. I have more than a few ideas but need to make proof of concept and usage demonstrations.

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