Needed cash so applied to be sperm donor. After a few months of psychological exams, blood tests, a physical...

Needed cash so applied to be sperm donor. After a few months of psychological exams, blood tests, a physical, and genetic testing I was accepted.

I have cum about 40 times in 5 months and have to do a minimum of 1yr but will probably continue a bit longer. My sperm gets released for sale next month.

Assuming I end up going for 1.5yrs total I will have cum about 150 times assuming my current rate.

How many kids will this result in?

I have my donor setting to be open to be contacted once any of them turn 18.

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Fucking fool. Get ready for all of them (consulted by their mothers) to go to you asking for 18 years of child support. 18 years per child. You're fucked. This happens all the time. The donor gets reached by the kids, mothers and lawyers.

I signed a contract that gives away all my rights and responsibilities as a parent. I don't think that could be invalidated.

My wife is from another country so even if that did happen we could just move back overseas.

Hello fellow Chad. Spread your seed far and wide. I have 28 confirmed breedings so far.

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I don't think the clinic alerts me when a kid has been conceived with my sperm. Then again my sperm's 6 month quarantine will be up next month and I will officially be "on the market" from then on out.

I would never give sperm away all the asian bitches be looking it to produce mixed race children for their fetish then running after you for money, not for me.

I get paid $100 every time I cum, plus a bonus if all samples are viable during the month (I always get the bonus). Then another more substantial bonus every 6 months.

I don't care what race uses my sperm, it's still half my DNA.

My cum pays for my monthly rent so I have no complaints here

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ignore the idiot... even if a judge somehow nullified your signed contract you can launch civil cases and complaints against the state and company. They will eventually settle.

Roll up into the parking lot in a scorpion jacket and sunglasses blasting this on your speakers

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I've seen a bunch of people come in and pay a ton of money for sperm, most recently I overheard a transaction for $1400. The people buying the sperm are super desperate to have a kid. The men have no sperm or weak sperm and the wife wants a kid so they come buy from the clinic.

To be a donor you have to have a sperm count well above average to increase the odds of pregnancy.

My clinic claims that less than 1% of donors are accepted.

Some are women that show up to the clinic alone and others are couples.

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I kind of want to go just to have the nurses laugh at my low volume and likely very weak seed.

Shite.

I usually just listen to Doja Cat or something like that on the way since I think she is hot.

Once I get inside I just pop in my ear buds and watch porn. Give my cup of cum to the nurse and go about my day

A lot of guys come in after trying to have a kid and failing and end up getting tested for sperm count etc.

I overheard a guy having to pay $150 for the sperm testing. Imagine paying money to find out you are infertile, double whammy

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That would have to hurt. I had a friend of a friend that committed suicide after trying to make a baby with his gf for years and thinking he was sterile. Turns out, she was on the pill the entire time without letting him know and ended up pregnant by another man less than a year after he died.

kek based

That's rough, if he went to get his sperm tested he could have just been like "guess the bitch is barren" and moved on. RIP

That just also proves how desperate people are to have kids. Nobody thinks about it until they keep trying and nothing happens.

I had a problem of accidentally getting my gf pregnant while on birth control (IUD). So no wonder why I ended up a sperm donor

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I did similar to determine my blood type. You can pay your doctor to have labs done to test your blood type, pay all that shit, or just donate your blood when the red cross is fucking desperate, they give you a $20 or more gift card, and they'll give you a donor card with your blood type on it.
What sucks though is if you have a highly demanded blood type, then they hound you fucking daily to get you on the schedule for a donation.
I've got A+, which isn't the rarest, but in a fair amount of demand.

It would also be another factor in Asians wanting my spunk.

All you guys must eat like shit or do a bunch of drugs or something because I can guarantee if came in a woman that would be her pregnant because it only took one attempt for each one(two of them) and she was pregnant.
Do you guys who have bad sperm do a lot of drugs, or what?

i hate people like you. I am sure you get off to the idea of someone using your sperm since you can't meet women on your own. You could have easily just got a job that paid better.
Instead you let freaks, feminazis, bull dykes, fags, chinks, and degenerates use your sperm to bring children into the world they can abuse and raise in shitty circumstances so you could get off to the idea of impregnating women.

I don't know man, I raw dogged my wife at least 3 times a week and by the 3rd month she came up pregnant.

My brother though tried for close to a year before they had their kid, but he's on some gluten and dairy free, no red meat diet.

wow you're so masculine and virile. I am seriously impressed.

I have no clue what my blood type is, for sperm donation they list it but I don't think it has any real bearing on the likelihood to get pregnant from donor sperm.

My clinic before I started the process said I must have very high sperm count and motility and then have the sperm survive the freezing process in order to be accepted. On top of that there is a height requirement.

When a wife wants to get pregnant and her partner hasn't done the job, paying $150 to have results fast is what they want.

Women know they have limited time to get pregnant so every passing year getting pregnant gets harder.

My sperm could 100% be used by Filipinos or Chinese women, makes no difference to me. As long as the clinic keeps paying me I will keep cumming.

Donating sperm frees up more cash for me to buy a house

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