What’s the best diet for not having stomach problems?

Luvox, weed, booze and brexpiprazole to eliminate anxiety, inflammation and rumination, vyvanse to encourage healthy eating habits, nicotine to speed up stomach emptying

just like a guy who I haven't seen or spoken to in a dozen years once said
>there's no laxative on earth like the combination of caffeine and nicotine

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Try gluten free foods. Seriously

Aren't you the guy who is on disability and the government pays for your drugs?
Also, how come you didn't list fish oil as a drug like you usually do?

Soft bland diet. Cabbage rice fish. Macaroni noodles not rhebspaghetti kind.

so no pasta or bread or rice or gravy?

Strongly disagree.
Going gliten free only works if you have gluten intolerance

Is this a meme?

Try sobriety you fucking loser

Stop being a pussy and down some jack, worked for me when i was a kid and i had a toothache
My momma would tell me to stop crying and to down some jack

i don’t drink

Jack Daniels is sugary garbage and literally any other whiskey is a better one

Vegetables. At least two cups a day worth. Stop snacking on kit Kat and start snacking on carrot and hummus or

Johnny walker red label tastes like liquid shoe leather, I’d take jack over that stuff any day.

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what vegetables do you recommend I’ve tried spinach and noticed that kept my stomach back to normal afterwards but I haven’t ate any for a week

I ate peas this evening with some gravy and meat over rice and got fucked up