What would you do if you became Robocop thread

What would you do if you became Robocop thread

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I would not like to be a robo cop thread

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Kill myself.

Why and how?

Go to work, normal stuff, be a great citizen.

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Because I would be a dickless barely-person who worked for the pigs. Bullet to the brain.

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Same here

robocop doesn't have any free will ether he can't just call in sick go to conserts play video game surf Any Forums or even watch porn

jacking off is even worse you have no duck how do you cope with shit like that you have no friends no anything you are just a thing to do the mega riches wishing you can't even sleep or watch marvel films

why would anyone bother to keep a head with lungs alive?

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Because the brain need oxygen to function

Ummm, the same thing that the original did : Shoot someone right in the dick.

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Where is this shit from?

The lungs can 'naturally' provide oxygen to the remaining tissue.. i'd think it would be easier to have the heart, lungs, brain...

Kill niggers

Detroit

Arrest everyone in congress for insider trading, and put bullets in them when they resist arrest.

Then get shot up by military for enforcing justice. Best way to go out protecting the innocents and punishing the guilty.

Technically he gets his will back at the end of the film, but at the start he has his will be over driven by programming.

Not like watching pron does RoboCop any good, no dick to wack off anymore. Unless they stuck some sort of dopamine chip in his head to simulate release.

Honestly not much outside my programing. And even that might put me in a position that opposes someone powerful and gets me killed.
Or even worse, they add all the bullshit rules from the second movie

make them install a robodick for me then visit your whore mother.

Robocop scene 27 fan remake by fatal farm

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