I've never stuck anything up my ass but I want to try it. What should I start with?

I've never stuck anything up my ass but I want to try it. What should I start with?

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Finger.

Just buy a dildo

t. spent years with makeshift dildos before buying good ones

something small. toothbrush is good

Finger then move up to a small dildo or a sharpie magnum. Anything thinner like a regular sharpie won't really feel pleasurable

I started with banana when I was like 12 or 13.

Fuck

boy butts are very stretchy. I used to use garden vegetables lol

your mother's penis

she's both dead and dickless :(

Buy a Chance XL from BD and shove it in without lube.

Yeah it wasn't long before I was trying big cucumbers lol

started with carrots, and worked my way up to small zuchini by the time I was 18 lol

faggot! must've been molested to put that shit up your ass

a loaded shotgun

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There’s something about the gnarled trunk of a particularly thicc carrot that makes me cum hard as fuck

I have a few recommendations, and you can make money at the same time!

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This.

I liked cucumbers more, they were long enough I could hold on and really pound myself

I've thought about it for a while now, and I think the answer is - Gary busey's penis

very carefully. can you ship it to a friends?

Chrysler 400 crankshaft.