Just woke up

>just woke up
>went to the bathroom and saw a bunch of raised, light colored hives all over my body
>only a certain patch is itchy
Oh god oh god what the fuck could this shit be??

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The camera can't get it that well but this is what it looks like.

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Like all over or just in patches?

Hives maybe?

Post penis

i'm sorry user, but you've got the plague

Did you get the covid shot recently? I had hives for months after the second shot

It's on my right calf, both thighs, and left side especially on the hip.
Clearly, but from what? I've been asleep for 10 hours before this.

I had the booster about a week and a half ago because my parents gave me a lot of money to do so.

Oh, just looks like an allergic reaction. Sometimes something that doesn't normally do that to you will if exposed to too much sun or the like. Also, what said.

Did recently switch soaps or anything like that

It's pretty rare so most likely won't be this, but are you on keto?

I don't know shit about shit but my sister recently tried the keto diet and got similar shit all over her body from some keto rash

Thing is when I went to sleep I didn't have it and I didn't change sheets or anything..
I don't even use soap aside from my feet pits and crotch, besides I haven't had a shower in four days.
Nope, no weird diet or anything. I'm scared.

What have you done in the four days since you showered? I'm gonna guess not showering has contributed.

You sound like an absolute shitpig so check your sheets for bedbugs or similar creepy crawlies

Also, take shower fuckhead
If not for you at least do it for the people around you. Nobody wants to smell your crusty cum and your dirty pits

I've been in the house all four days, and I usually shower once every four days.

Well then, it's not an std or anything deadly. It's probably a reaction to something, some kind of irritant that got on you and, having stewed for four days, finally reacted. Take a shower and let it dry out.

I had the same thing happen to me 2 weeks after the second shot. Talk to your doctor and tell him you had a reaction after the booster. There's nothing you can do other than wait. Just take any inflammation meds

You've got, "the Bite!'

I had a weighted blanket randomly give me that. Even though I had used it for like 3 months prior, I just developed an allergy to the material.

Anyway what that rash is (not a dermatologist but it's pretty common to be able to tell): urticaria.

Take Benadryl should be ok. Wash your sheets and if you changed any soaps or anything change back

If it gets bad go to doctor for topical steroids.

Really? That long after getting it? Glad I haven't gotten any of the jabs.