Anybody was with a prostitute here?

Anybody was with a prostitute here?

thinking about going to one and fulfill my sex dreams.

But I think that something changes inside yourself if you take the step to visit one.

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>dubs checked
>something changes inside yourself
Yeah, you have less cum and a bit less anger about the world. Sometimes a nut is just a nut, it doesn’t define your life.

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> I think that something changes inside yourself

That's kind of the POINT.

Not so fast Morty. You heard your mom. We’ve got adventures to go on, Morty. Just you and me. And sometimes your sister, and sometimes your mom, but never your dad. You wanna know why, Morty? Because he crossed me. Oh, it gets darker, Morty. Welcome to the darkest year of our adventures. First thing that’s different? No more dad, Morty. He threatened to turn me in to the government, so I made him and the government go away! I’ve replaced them both as the de facto patriarch of your family and your universe. Your mom wouldn’t have accepted me if I came home without you and your sister, so now you know the real reason I rescued you. I just took over the family, Morty! And if you tell your mom or sister I said any of this, I’ll deny it, and they’ll take my side because I’m a hero, Morty! And now your gonna have to go and do whatever I say, Morty! Forever! An-and I-I-I’ll go out and I’ll find some more of that Mulan szechuan teriyaki dipping sauce, Morty! Th-b-because that’s what this is all about Morty! Th-that’s my one-armed man! I’m not driven by avenging my dead family, Morty, that was fake! I-I-I’m driven by finding that mcnugget sauce! I want that Mulan mcnugget sauce, Morty! That’s my series arc, Morty! If it takes nine seasons, I want my mcnugget dipping sauce szechuan sauce, Morty! That’s what’s gon-it’s gonna take us all the way to the end, Morty! Season nine more seasons, Morty! Nine more seasons until I get that dipping szechuan sauce! For ninety-seven more years, Morty! I want that mcnugget sauce Morty!.

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>Anybody was with a prostitute here?
I was a prostitute.
AMA, if you need.

Male or female? Tell us some hot and sexy stories, user

Male or Female?

Female
>inb4 tits or gtfo

I should just emphasize that I am since long retired and now upholding a respectable job.

i don't know, I don't really have questions I only think If I ever gonna take this step and visit a prostete that "inside of me" there something changes and there is no going back

and I don't mean that I cum hard or have a feeling of relief, I am talking about serious changes and stuff

if that makes any sense

>something changes inside yourself

Yeah buddy, you get an infection, fluid seeps out of your japs eye and it burns when you piss.

Yeah, you stop being the kind of faggot that believes in love. Is that the answer you're looking for?
I used to be the kind of homo that believed in all that gay stuff, "true love" and all that garbage.
Now I just want to get my nut in. Hookers are based if you don't want small talk and just sex

>But I think that something changes inside yourself if you take the step to visit one.

Yes you are free of pretense, false pride and morals and a whole new world of possibilities opens up to you

Guess you guys are right...

So you think I should do it?!

Should is irrelevant. You make the choice. Objectively weigh the pros and cons.
Pro?
Little to no drama
Just sex
Can fuck hotties if you have the dough
Can be fun
Can feel good
Con?
Possible std
Might be drama
There might be smell
Might not be for you
Shit service
Can be expensive
If it isn't for you, it isn't for you, I do it out of necessity because I am a stupid man, I have a sex drive and I am such a piece of shit for being a male that has heterosexual desires.

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I've fucked 6 or 7 prostitutes.
Nothing changed inside myself, but it was not an incredible experience. It was sometimes pleasant, though.
Pic related is a lesser-known pornstar who was also whoring in Switzerland for a time, Lily Fox. She was the cutest I fucked.

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>I am such a piece of shit for being a male that has heterosexual desires.

thats just being a normal human

It is shit tier satire. Nowadays if you got normal desires then retards seem to think you are a pervert.
But yeah, I fuck hookers cause I got no wife or gf.

alrite mate. world is fucked. I have a gf and fuck escorts on the side

This one was the best.
We were cuddling and kissing, and she would suck my dick between kisses.
Pic is not to her advantage. She really was small and thin, and had no make-up, which was a good thing.

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how big was the biggest load youve ever seen

U aussie?
Apparently government is fucked over there but I am us fag so nothing better over here. I like pussy, I want pussy, I need it I love it. If I had a gf that I had chemistry with or a wife then i probably wouldn't fuck escorts. Knowing myself I probably still would though.
Why u fuck escorts even though u got a girl u can fuck?

I didn't measure it, lol. But the condom was being weighed almost down to his knees when he got off me. It had clearly been some time!

she is not very sexual and we have no real chemistry, there is just some emotional connection. I talked about it with her and she said I can fuck other women, which I do occasionally but my drive is not as high either, so I dont do it very often.

Not OP, but how do you find decent prostitutes?(not infected and not 250lbs) Isn't that either expensive or difficult

It's like losing your virginity, you think it means it a lot before you do it. Turns out it means fuck all and life goes on.

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U guys olderor something? I am a 20 year old man so naturally I get horny. Just yesterday and today combined I came 4 times, I fucked a hooker yesterday and I was still horny and wanted more release. Maybe u guys have been together too long and are comfortable

nice, any others?

What a chad. Got his lennon glasses on, using minimal energy walking and instead uses a wheelchair and has his bitches humiliate themselves in public.

Tits or gtfo
And stop larping faggot

Depends on what ur tastes are. I like women and am not choosy, 150 should get u something decent if you take time to loom. But yes, it is more expensive if you on average want better looking women

yeah im 40 and she is too. my drive is going down and i stopped porn to counteract it. effect is barely noticeable tho. so I look for local escorts who excite me. comfort is definitive a factor and i dont need stress besides work hence i prefer uncomplicated arrangements