I am planning to start trying to date again...

I am planning to start trying to date again. Any tips and techniques for how to hide the fact that I am a total loser with nothing to offer anyone?

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Get good at lying. Make up a story, tell it to yourself enough for you to start believing it.

Have you tried developing some things to offer to other people?

IF, and that's a big IF, you decide to go for a single mom, make sure the kids look like they could plausibly be yours. Also find a good LARP to make yourself look interesting. Drop some cash on private pilot license lessons or join some gay ass volunteer fire department and get a couple action pictures. Or maybe rent a boat.

1. Get a job. As long as it isn't fast food or shoveling shit, you'll be able to prove you're not a worthless piece of shit.

2. Don't be autistic or spergy. Most women don't give a shit about your favorite MLP character or anime show. Also, the whole "waifu" thing is repulsive, to men and women alike.

3. Practice good hygiene and DON'T BE A BIG FAT PIECE OF SHIT. Nobody likes smelly fat people.

4. Don't be a nigger or beaner. You'd have the urge to steal her purse and/or car, and then you'd go to jail.

5. Do NOT poop in the street, unless you're trying to date an Indian woman.

6. Get doubles, like these.

Have your mom drop you off a couple blocks away and make sure you find out where she lives so your mom doesn't drive past her to drop you off.

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Observed.

Don't.
Pay for a hooker once or twice a week and enjoy your life without women telling you how you're supposed to live.

Fuck hookers. They're expensive and they have more crabs than the Atlantic Ocean. And they think you're a faggot. And so do I.

Tell them that you want to sniff their vagina's. They find that romantic and will instantly let you fuck them in the mouth.

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if you're an adult post-college and a loser then like said you're going to have to lie or avoid women looking to settle down and date

Nigger, no one but your mother has had crabs in two decades.

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dubs of truth

All good advice except 5, if you don't shit in the street you actually have a selective advantage.

Then die a virgin, faggot. Dating is pre-90's, women think they're all Goddesses nowadays and they'll happily treat you like an inferior peasant that must earn their respect to even be in the same room as them. At least with a hooker, or escort, you're taking all of the unnecessary manipulation from the female sex and putting a pricetag on it.
Take it or leave it, but dating is dead just like chivalry, and women killed it.

And the hookers that have been calling you a faggot, For two decades. I would ask why you would pay someone that thinks you're a faggot, but then again every cashier and waiter thinks you're a faggot too, so you're doing that every time you buy something.

You're like the fat kid that says he doesn't like sports because he was never any good at them.

I've gotten laid plenty of times. And not once by a hooker. Chivalry may be dead, but you can still get laid as long as you're not a fat smelly sperglord that doesn't shower or know how to talk to women. You should know the type, considering you are one.

Anyone can get laid, with a few bucks. Women are whores, and getting laid isn't a huge accomplishment when all you have to do is wave a few bills in their face. You've never even seen a vagina except off the internet, you pathetic little virgin.

Amen brother I'm sick of uppity twats telling me not bang hookers.

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It doesn't count if it's a hooker. The whole reason there's any respect associated with getting laid is that it requires convincing someone you're worth having sex with and paying someone to do that defeats the whole purpose.

You're functionally still a virgin if you pay for sex.

Funnily enough, only the creame of the crop get to go on to be pro sportsball players. This also happens to be true of the dating market now: females only want the creame of the crop and will not look at you if you aren't a top male. This is largely due to apps like Tinder/Bumble/etc. taking over and catering to women's hypergamy, meaning only the top few percent of men are even seen on these apps.

Good luck OP finding a chick who won't cuck you or be fucking 10 other dudes on the side, cause that is what they are all doing now. If you didn't lock one down super early, there is nothing but worn out pussy left that thinks it is entitled to CEO level quality and support.