>you come home from a long day of work
>horny as ALL FUCK
>the people you live with are all having fun without you
>you're all alone for the evening
>you open the door to your bedroom
>getting ready to fap
>you see this on your bed
>your childhood friend who you trust
>it's ready to get fucked
what do?
leave
fuck it dumbshit what would i rather fuck a warm hole lubed up and ready to go or my hand again
I'd lick his buttyhole for a long time then I'd put my precum as lube together with the saliva and I'd gently penetrate his honey hole pumping hard.
I'd plug my throbbing wang into it's starfish and thrash around like a hooked fish until I spraypainted the next turd in line up it's coal
chute, and then I'd burst into tears and beat the living shit out of it for making me a faggot.
i'd tell him he's a faggot and he should stop shilling his onlyfans on Any Forums
kill yourself.
Why would you leave?
You don't need lube when you have precum
>your childhood friend who you trust
>friend
I post on Any Forums faggot
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you can find people you trust on Any Forums, idiot
>That greasy face and hair
Yeah fucking no
but her bussi is slimy and wet, you're just going to let go to waste?
Yeah no fag, I'm married and have a kid. I'm divorcing the wife though but I'm full on heteor and I've been lining up some tinder pussy.
If you find that grease ball of a face attractive then your standards are low. But then again, you're on Any Forums so you'll fuck anything.
but you wouldn't finish in her butt?
would two hand stroke and suck balls from behind in a second
wtf user
are you femanon?
Another faggot leftypol thread
I wish mine was that big
stop mouthbreathing and it'll grow
My friends aren’t mentally ill faggots so I’d kick this dude out or call the cops
Had no idea he posted ass pics, drop more if you have.
wash her face and then fuck her?
he's going to self defense rape you with that big dick