What is your greatest weakness?

I can be a perfectionist at times

I make my bosses feel threatened because I'm too skilled

Death

Sometimes my farts make other people feel like they are in a gas chamber

I'm lazy, I procrastinate, I don't work well with others, I doubt myself frequently, I lie to avoid things, I consider other people beneath me, I'm selfish.

At the advice of my lawyer, I invoke my 5th ammendment right against self incrimination.

having a hilariously small penis isn't illegal though

Go fuck yourself

i fucking hate distractions, especially from someone else "needing" me to do something for them.

I masturbate during company time.

I'm responsible for the disappearance of 6 aboriginal women between the years 1994 and 2007, and when I get drunk I fixate on my plan to do it again.

A bit too perfeccionist.

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I have never been asked this during an interview

>Sirs?

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lol is that mental outlaw in the back?

I am extremely lazy

if you tell me to do something in a way that's SLOW or BAD, and you don't hear from me about it, i've probably decided that i don't want to do it and i'm hoping that you've forgotten about it.

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I have autism and never forget anything anyone says or does. I am in a constant state of mental and physical pain from my previous stupidity. I resent you all because you live successful lives while I suffer.
When do I start?