Getting kicked outta the house I've been renting in for about 5 years,
For having an argument with the guy who lives downstairs
Got a month left, what are some ways I can sabotage the house before I leave?
Flour down the drains, hiding food in vents etc etc
Don't be a nigger, OP.
put dead rats in air vents, better than food
Set it on fire.
kill yourself and haunt it
mites
What was the conflict?
That sounds like the best option
dont do any of that, its too obvious and makes you look like a nigger. instead just be real nice to some bums nd give them money and cigs and get them to hang around, theyre like wild animals, then theyll have to deal them
Nah, fuck landlords. They're the scum of the earth.
Before you leave, mix in a one gallon ziplock bag: I can of tuna and one cup of milk. Zip the bag closed. Leave this near a heat source. This will become a stink bomb once the rotting protein bacteria toxins overwhelm the bag.
We both share a car port that's sheltered in the backyard of the house
I have my side for my car and motorcycle and his side is just a bunch of random junk, he's basically a hoarder, finds random stuff dumpster diving at like construction sites, like wood and building supplys other random miscellaneous items most useless things,
it got crazy in that carport to the point of all his stuff was piled so high it ended spilling over and hitting my bike, wasn't stoke on it had some words with him.
Didn't threatened him or anything, basically told him to clean his shit up.
He much shorter than me, called the landlord crying saying he feels uncomfortable and intimated,
He's been living there longer so the landlord took his side in this one
Unfortunate event to be getting kicked out over it
use buttermilk for maximum reaction
>gets in an autism fueled argument with neighbor
>thinks anyone but him is scum
Spoken like a true rent cuck
Here's an idea: How about acting like a fucking adult and just leaving.
I'm not OP, I just hate landords. They provide do no work and provide no value to society yet they take a lot of money. Fucking parasites should get a job.
How do you think they became landlords in the first place, genius?
>Got a month left, what are some ways I can sabotage the house before I leave?
Nah, it wasn't because you "had an argument", it's because you are a piece of shit, and the landlord took the chance to get rid of you.
Hope you end up living under a bridge with all the other niggers
You understand your next place will contact your landlord for a reference?
maybe you should work on not being a piece of shit. you're literally getting kicked out of a house.
>Retard gives real info
lmao
Cum. Cum absolutely everywhere.
I am a landlord. I can smell your character from a mile away. And I know when you lie.
I will only rent to a stand up person.
What was the argument over?
make a scrapbook of your memories there.
Go to a butcher shop and ask to buy lard. Buy a fuck ton, like 20lbs.
Render it in a giant pot till its all liquid, then pour it down the drain and immidiately follow it with cold water.
You don't have to do anything.
Focus on what will make your life better, not petty vengeance.
Not my problem
Can you explain to the rest of use what you've done in the past before "the argument" that might of also pissed off your landlord?
Don't pour cement down the drain.
