Discuss Your Secret Donuts

Discuss Your Secret Donuts

Things You Regret Edition

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I was 10 the first time I was molested by a guy my mom was fucking. I have a completely dysfunctional relationship with her, with sex in general and with older guys in general.

My wifes sister is hot as fuck. We were staying with her while visiting, and I found her vibrator. Beat my dick while smelling and licking it and blew my load all over it. It's pretty much a ritual when I visit now.

I reported my ex to the ATO (IRS in Australia)

> had shitty breakup. move on, around a year passes
> continue to live close by each other, almost neighbours
> she had gay fag guy friend, she didn't know I knew he was a gay fag (I knew of him and know people she works with)
> gay fag comes over to act as new boyfriend or hook-up, strangely only turning up when I was out the front mowing lawns or washing my cars
> though I lived a couple of doors up, they chose to park out front of mine and make all sorts of fake lovey dovey noise late at night and early morning
> 'love you', 'bye babe', 'i'll be thinking of you and your big curvy penis' type shit
> gay fag friend come up to my window late one night shouting insults and called me a fuck boi
> finally had enough and called the tax office to report her taking cash payments from her personal training clients

she got rekt for tax evasion. back taxes, fines, good behaviour bond, loss of job as a child carer because of criminal record

the noise and games stopped

My wife talked me into essentially cucking her. I'd rather we only slept with each other or she slept with other people or something other than what we have going on. I know it's not cheating but it makes me feel gross sometimes.

Fiance found my hentai collection.

You'd rather become a cuck when you have a wonderful cuckquean for a wife? Indulge her fetish or lose her, man.

I am DB Cooper. I spent all the money on whores and blow. Pic related.

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pic+storytime?

Finally you reached the top.
How did your live improve after all the confessions?

>Finally you reached the top.
lol I couldn't believe the thread had zero posts, that's a first.

>How did your live improve after all the confessions?
It hasn't in any meaningful way, it's been a nice way of killing time though.

>had a seperate folder for regular porn and hentai porn
>had basically forgotten about my collection and hadn't used it in ages due to lockdown and my fiance being at home
>Was about 500GB of regular porn, can't remember how much hentai
>fiance used my computer and found the folders that were named pretty suspiciously
>found the futa and loli stuff and was pretty disgusted
>used the excuse that I have a porn addiction and need help
>basically pretended to go to therapy for a couple weeks, in reality I would just go for a drive
>the wedding is in a few months but I think she's having doubts

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> out clubbing with some friends a few years ago and one of my friends and his gf are too drunk to go back to there place
> I offer them a spare bedroom at mine as my parents are out
> when we get back my friend falls asleep immediately but his gf goes to the bathroom to throw up
> check in on her and find that she’s passed out
> instant boner
> nervous as fuck pull her top down and start massaging her tits
> she barely seems to notice
> down come her panties
> lovely round ass and tight trimmed pussy
> start eating her out before I can think grabbing her ass cheeks in each had
> hear her softly moan
> look up and she’s still not waking
> grab her hand and start using it to jerk off
> precum started leaking out all over her hand immediately
> stop as I feel I’m close to cumming and feel the adrenaline pumping around my body
> bend her over the toilet ass and pussy facing me
> enter her pussy it’s wet as fuck
> only last about a minute before I cum too quickly to be able to pull out
> sit back watching my cum leak out of her pussy
> my cock’s still rock hard
> lean forwards and feel my cock rub against her ass
> nervous as fuck as I push in but it goes in easily enough
> start to thrust and hear her moan again
> ignore it this time I know she’s out cold
> last much longer this time manage to build up to quite a speed
> then without warning she starts squirting all over the floor
> it’s too much instantly cum in her ass
> redress her and carry her to the spare room where her bf is
> clean up
> doesn’t have a clue it was me in the morning

Was there any encounter that got stuck in your head? Good or bad?
Relationship with your mother improved?
If not, how long till you can move out?

Not fucking my little cousin when she was about 13 and I was 16.

She knew bro

>Was there any encounter that got stuck in your head? Good or bad?
I don't know, you'd have to narrow it down.

>Relationship with your mother improved?
I don't know, we go back and forth. We're rarely "good," but we leave each other alone, and for the last few days we have been.

you must've watched that one lemino video

She’s never brought it up

I worked illegally (underage) when I was 14, and no I'm not an illegal immigrant, I'm white and a natural born citizen. My boss paid me under the table because he was aware I was underage. I got paid more than all of my coworkers at that job because my boss was also giving me an extra 500$ a week to have sex with him. I'm a guy, and I consider myself straight, but that was a lot of money at that age.

Bring it up to her, she sounds like a slut

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Either that or I’ll go to prison for raping her

>I don't know, you'd have to narrow it down
I meant the encounters on the chan. Not your mothers lovers.
>I don't know, we go back and forth. We're rarely "good," but we leave each other alone, and for the last few days we have been.
Are you the waitress user? How are your savings?

Fuck man, roll the dice

Dubs get

I got a plan that has worked pretty well for me in the past, to get guys you know to send nudes of their exes:

1) Have nudes of a girl you know
2) Think of guys that know the girl you got nudes of, who have hot exes of their own
3) have me message the guys and offer them to trade

It works a fair amount of time. I also BM if you prefer to do that. If you're interested, HMU on kik: mattmadsen2211

>I meant the encounters on the chan. Not your mothers lovers.
oh lol sorry, no nothing memorable.

>Are you the waitress user? How are your savings?
Yeah that's me, it's going slowly but I'll manage.

I grope teen ass on the bus every chance i get. I live with my gf and she has no idea.

Lol I’m still not doing that

She lived closed by. Her mom dragged her along to visit my mom most days.

She let me know she was in heat with all her flirting. Out loud, I laughed it off. Inside, she made my dick hard.

She always wanted to look through my 9th grade yearbook to "find me a girlfriend". I played along most of the time.

That girl looks like a slut. I bet she's not a virgin. She couldn't push her boobs up any higher. I would nod, laugh and sometimes comment along.

I lied when she asked me if I'd ever gotten a blowjob. I hadn't done more than make out with one girl. She wanted to know who blew me. I picked an obtainable girl who was in a few of the same classes.

We flipped to her picture. My cousin asked if she ate my cum. I made the lie more elaborate. Not only had she swallowed my cum many times but also took a bunch of facials from me and let me pull her shirt off to cum on her tits.

on new year's we all dropped MDMA, and i obviously snuck off with the wife to fuck a couple times, and afterwards my buddy told me he jerked off to the sounds of us fucking.

are you sure you want to marry her? she sounds like a nofun karen.

>Yeah that's me, it's going slowly but I'll manage
One step after the other. As long as you are not ending as a meth stripper / hooker you are exceeding my expectations.
Even though this world could need more strippers.
Wish you all the best. Any concrete plans?

A few weeks ago, I let my (then a virgin) best friend fuck my wife all day for his birthday.
Earlier today we all finally agreed that I should be his proper, full-time cuck.

Honestly, yeah she's the love of my life

Hey molly. I'm Andy. I'm the guy in the last thread who thinks ur pretty down to earth.

Reckon you should go easier on yourself, eh? You're intelligent and know yourself well. That's more that 85% of the people I know, I'm guessing.

Not to distract from the fact i love your stories and am a total perv. Just think you should give yourself more credit.

Battery almost out so won't be around for long :)

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Do you feel bad that a virgin is a better lay than you are?

He's actually not, but me and the wife enjoy the kink of the situation.

>One step after the other. As long as you are not ending as a meth stripper / hooker you are exceeding my expectations. Even though this world could need more strippers.
I don't have the tits to be a stripper, but thanks. No plans, no.

Thanks Andy, I think I come across better online, there's no chance of me hurting or disappointing you this way. I'm glad pervs get some enjoyment out of my life though.

wooooah this is pathetic. your wife just told you you suck in bed.

>Battery almost out so won't be around for long :)
Phone poster btfo

Covid ruined it. Now I work from home and can no longer cum in my coworker's chapsticks/food containers after hours and then watch them enjoy my cum the next day. I miss it

Did you find it pretty easy to seduce older men as a 12 yo? Did you ever get rejected?

I offer advice on weight loss and fitness forums online. when I can, I try to take it outside the forums and offer private diet and exercise schedules for girls. This is my fap material.

>boring I know

lol, you have no idea what's going on

I want to dvp my wife with another guy or a trans chick

I had previously told her I was still a virgin when she asked one day. Unsolicited, she happily told me she was waiting until at least High School to have sex.

She wanted to know if I was going to have sex with the girl who (didn't) give me all those blow jobs. I told her she was saving that for marriage but was willing to try anal if I wanted.

My cousin reacted in an almost shocked "really??" type way. I didn't want to freak her out or disgust her so I said I probably wouldn't ever do that.

"I bet it hurts," was her response along with, "A lot of people do it though so it could be good."

I nodded like I agreed and shrugged to pretend like I didn't jerk off to anal porn all the time and loved watching it.

Did you make recordings?

when i start to sleep i fantasize how a male ringtail lemur is hugging me and this make me relaxed and happy

I have a cat who loves to be my scarf when I lie in bed

High school guys, yeah. Older than that and guys got pretty suspicious.

>I don't have the tits to be a stripper, but thanks
I am a leg guy anyway. So as long as you got nice thighs wrapped around my neck I would keep you afloat.
But I still hope you keep your head inside of a book and not next to a pole. Well except maybe for me once.

Naw - it's all just in my memories now :(

Hit probably 15 girls with yogurts & salad dressings left (and handily labeled) in the communal fridge. Rummaged a few desks after hours and left some cum on chapsticks, makeup and shoes. I hated office life, but that made it worthwhile some days

I regret ever posting my wife online. Traded face pics with someone after I had sent many pics and vids of her, he found her through face recognition so he basically owns my wife. Has her full name, job, facebook, insta plus pics of her nude, getting fucked and videos of her sucking cock. It's scary having to trust some internet stranger to not completely ruin your life

Were you pretty developed at that age or were you still a lanky tween? Did you successfully seduce a much older guy?

I've posted nudes of my wife, but never her face, that's just insane

Yeah it's pretty much impossible to recreate yourself among people you already know.

Yeah, I got too caught up and fucked up. Dont post her anymore and have tried to take down her pics from the web

I had a bit of a booty already, but I've always looked young, which obviously played into the kinds of guys that were interested in me.

>Did you successfully seduce a much older guy?
Not when I was 12, but a couple years later, yes, many times.

I'm grooming my wife to be fucked by a friend. Going to try to get her tipsy next weekend and see if she lets him grope her a little bit

I kept trying to change topics without changing topics. I just wanted her to think she was forcing me to talk about sex.

I said she was too young to know what blowjobs are, let alone what anal is. She giggled telling me she wasn't a little kid.

I asked her how she knew about all of it. "I've seen some porn videos online." I pretended to be shocked but wasn't at all. I had been watching porn since I was 9 or 10.

Told her she was too young to be looking at porn but, if you do, keep it private. "If your mom knew, she would freak so make sure you don't get caught."

She agreed and told me not to worry. I was fully erect. I had not so subtly adjusted my dick up into my waistband. She saw me do it.

I didn't want her to go upstairs but was too afraid to make any overt moves. I decided to make it even more apparent that I was rock hard.

How did you end up picking up your first older man at 14? How old was he? Did he fuck you good?

He was another one of my mom's boyfriends. He'd been checking me out for a while, and one day he came over while my mom was out, and I had a shower and made sure he'd see me come out and walk to my room naked. It didn't take long for him to join me.

As a guy with a friend who has a sexy wife I approve of this message.

We've always traded nudes of our girls before, so he's been seeing her nude for hears now. Just want that final step of seeing her fucked

Cheeky slut. Did you suck his dick? Was his dick big for you or were you used to it already? Did he use a condom or were you already on the pill? Did you fuck him again?

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Do you just want to see her getting fucked, or do you want to have a 3some?

>Did you suck his dick?
Of course.

>Was his dick big for you or were you used to it already?
I'd had bigger.

>Did he use a condom or were you already on the pill?
I was on the pill, but he was happy to not cum inside me

>Did you fuck him again?
I did.

I was molested at 11, watched gay porn before straight porn and used to mastubate by putting my dick between my legs until it felt tingly and i'd orgasm. Still cant replicate it and i dont know why it worked. pls explain

Probably both, but first I wanna watch. Something hot about having your wife being like a pornstar

Were you still naked when he turned up to your room? Where did he cum? How many times did you end up fucking? How did that work, like a booty call arrangement?

fucked my best friends GF. hate myself for it but it is what it is. i told him and have thought about anhero multiple times.

I told her she could head back upstairs if she wanted a Coke from the kitchen or anything. She declined and kept slowly flipping through my yearbook.

I let her know I didn't really want to stay sitting their on the floor but needed to wait awhile before I could get up... unless she felt like looking away for a second for no particular reason while I walked to the bathroom for a minute.

She wasn't confused for very long. I pulled my shirt down some and rested both hands over my crotch area.

I saw her smile slightly, noticing but pretending she didn't notice. I said jokingly, "It's your fault for asking me all about [Alicia]. Girls are lucky not to have this problem."

Yeah I was lying on my bed waiting for him. He came on my face, and that was it that time. If he knew I was home alone sometimes he would come by, we met up a few times out of the house, he wasn't around for more than a few months after that though, and when my mom was done with him, so was I.

- I grope teen asses on the bus all the time. I won't tell stories about it, but i will answer questions

- I can BM girls for you if you got nudes

- I got a guy who can h@ck snap, could maybe hook you up if the target is hot enough

- Can use nudes of girl you got to trade them with guys you know for their exes

- I also like to hear about your nasty shit, especially involving nonconsent stuff like sleeping and groping

HMU on kik: mattmadsen2211

Gotten nude pics/vids from countless girls who had significant others. I know it's morally wrong but part of me likes the satisfaction of convincing them to go behind their boyfriend's or husband's back.

I use being an artist to get nudes of girls I know as reference pics. Sometimes have got live nude sittings for portraits

convinced a female friend to do a massage course with me. knew in advance that the students have to practice on each other. once a week for 10 weeks i got to grope her and be groped by her. would recommend

She told me she didn't care. She'd seen guys in class sitting right next to her before with obvious boners.

I chimed in, "Probably not like mine. It's a curse having a huge dick. It's no fun hiding it when I get a hard on. I wish it was just average."

That got her even more interested. She laughed awkwardly before asking how big I was. 7.5 inches. Gasp.

Don't ask me to take it out and show you but I am going to stand up now and, if you don't want to see the outline bulge on my pants, look away.

She didn't look away. I stood up and, even though it was tucked under my waistband, I adjusted it down and to the side as I stood up which made it super obvious I had a giant erection.

Then I turned and walked down the hall to the bathroom.

Love my wife to death. My coworker flirted with me for months and I finally gave in and let her suck my cock more than once at work.

Deeply regret it. Still want to die.

Did it make you want to go after older guys more or was it just to get back at or compete with you mom? Did these guys ever make comments about your age or did they get on with it and pound you?

>Did it make you want to go after older guys more or was it just to get back at or compete with you mom?
Both.

>Did these guys ever make comments about your age or did they get on with it and pound you?
Some did, I think there were two types of guy, the ones that wanted me because I was young, and the ones that wanted me despite how young I was.

I got off a lot in middle school when no one was around. I was way more into dry humping than masturbating and one time I got too into it:
>Have dance practice outside for school play
>Every grade and their teachers are outside
>Use this as an opportunity to ask to "go to the bathroom"
>Get permission and I head down to my classroom
>Usually when I dry humped I'd take off my pants and hump my backpack
>Notice the guy I had a small crush on left his sweater in the room
>Spend a minute thinking about it
>Grab the sweater and spread it on my backpack
>Start humping the shit out of it while smelling the sweater at the same time
>Finish
>Feel relieved... then I realize I didn't move away from the sweater when I finished
>I came on his sweater
>Panic and start trying to clean/dry it
>Before I can dry it more I hear footsteps coming down
>Grab my water bottle and start walking out of the classroom to see who it was
>It was the guy
>Asked what I was doing and I play it cool saying I was just grabbing my water
>He buys it and walks to his backpack
>See him grab the sweater and put it on
>He didn't notice the stain on the back of it and just walked out
I know I got off scot free in the end but thinking about it just makes me cringe

Tucking it up under my waistband would have sufficed to make it not super obvious. I was putting on a show for her though.

In the bathroom, I pulled it out to get a few good tugs in while looking at myself in the mirror. I put it back in my pants down and way over to the side. It was crazy obvious.

I grabbed a bath towel then went back out to the main basement area where she was. I was holding the towel bundle up over my crotch for her to see that I was being polite and didn't want her to see I was hard.

"The towel is just because my hands were getting cold." she laughed while nodding that's exactly why I had the towel.

I sort of changed the subject by telling her to flip to Jamie Schropp in the Sophmore class. She found her picture and said she was really cute. I agreed and started spouting a new line of bullshit.

Interesting. Did you prefer one type over the other or was all good old man cock to you? Like did you enjoy teasing the ones that were into young girls?

If you don't tell anyone and your coworker doesn't tell anyone, it technically didn't happen.

It's the whole 'Ignorance is Bliss' phenomenon. Keep your wife living in bliss.

As far as you're concerned, it was only wet dream max rewards plus version.

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We almost had a threesome. Still told her nothing. Saw the look in her face when she saw her start blowing me. Killed me inside.

I definitely liked playing into it with the guys that were into how young I was

I made out with an 8yo girl quite a few times when I was 16ish

and you regretted it right?

What kinds of things would you do to play into it?

its just a blowjob, get over yourself and you christian indoctrinated morals.
People are not biologically made to be monogamous, besides, you can check it off and apprecite your wife more

I regret not doing more, or at least trying to

A guy in the town I live in California got 30 years in prison for jizzing in his coworkers coffee. Be careful.

It would depend on what they'd say to me, I mainly mean playing into whatever fucked up stuff they'd say to me or ask me. Lots of daddy stuff, sometimes I'd tell them stuff about things I'd already done (usually they assumed I was making it up), that kind of thing.

From the fabrication I spun for my cousin: Jamie was the reason I hated gym class. She was a massive cock tease. She didn't wear a bra which meant you could basically see her nipples under the white gym shirt. She also intentionally didn't wear underwear during gym. The shorts for girls weren't very long. She would sit on the bleachers with her legs apart enough to easily see her pussy.

I suffered all through gym class not to get erect and usually failed. That meant I tried to keep a volleyball, basketball, etc. to hold in front of me. I also had to go back to the locker rooms some days to take care of business.

My cousin knew what that meant and asked me how long that would take and if it worked. I made up details about using one of the toilet stalls, rubbing a load out in 5 or so minutes, coming out red faced and sweaty and it only worked for about 15 minutes.

After 15 or so minutes, if I couldn't help catching glimpses of her waxed pussy then my boner was back.

Cheeky flirt. So not like letting them get boob flashes or deliberately dressing even younger? Did you really do daddy/daughter role play kinda thing at that age? Lots of talk about your tight pussy I guess?

>So not like letting them get boob flashes or deliberately dressing even younger?
Yeah I meant more in the moment where I'm actually hooking up with someone. I didn't really dress younger, that always seemed kind of...insane, but I did plenty of flirting with anyone that seemed receptive.

>Did you really do daddy/daughter role play kinda thing at that age?
I know it's fucked up, but yeah, it's always been a thing for me.

I see. What was the earliest daddy/daughter thing you remember doing? You still into that now?

I've shared nude pics of my wife to almost every guy friend she is close to. Several of them have tons of her on their phones. She's super shy and religious and thinks I'm the only person to have ever seen her. Sometimes they'll request a certain kind of pic and I'll ask her to take it. She thinks it's for me, but she is literally modeling for her close friends without realizing it.

I apologized for telling her all that and being so graphic. I just couldn't help not thinking about it given my current circumstances.

She let me know it was all good. She didn't care. She thought it was kind of funny but was sorry at the same time.

Again, I told her she was lucky being a girl since it's not as obvious when a girl is turned on. I asked her if she knew what I knew she already did, "Women's nipples perk out, their vaginas lubricate and their labia lips usually turn flush red."

My cousin was blushing at that point. I made sure I only said it because I was jealous they didn't have to worry about a penis suddenly growing from a 3" floppy nothing to 7" super hard pole.

show pussy then

The very first guy sort of toed the line, again it's all pretty fucked up I know, but he'd ask me what my dad would think if he could see me, and then he'd say that my dad would probably love knowing what a little slut I was, would I like that, that kind of thing. In the moment it would get me really excited, sometimes after it was over it would make me cry though.

I regret letting my wife have one last fling before we got married. It was on vacation and way too intense emotionally for either of us.

I think about it 12 years later way too much.

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I used to go on dating sites and use a fake name.Then convince girls 5-8/10s that I loved them have sex with them for months at a time filling them up every single time we did it making sure they where not on the pill and then when they call me (some excitedly) to let me know they where pregnant I’d disappear and since they didn’t know my real name or social media they could never get a hold of me. But I always keep tabs on them seeing if they kept the baby and what they are doing

>pussy

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Did you at least get one last fling yourself?

She asked if my dick was still hard. "Yeah, sorry."

I said to her again she might want to go upstairs if she needed a Coke or anything. If she did, I would be up in about 5 minutes.

She said she was fine staying. She didn't care what I might need to do and wanted me to move the towel because she wasn't going to look.

I took the towel out of my lap and sat it to the side. My dick was still in an uncomfortable down position poking out the leg of my jeans.

At the age when I have little to no libido.

And all I want to do is smash teenaged pussy for some reason.

it gets me mildly anxious in the benis.

Yes I did but I never think about it.

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I like getting coked up and using sex toys while I look at girls I know. Make roleplay scenarios while I do play and fuck my toy. Sometimes incest sometime fuck to the beat of songs. I love it but I know it's wrong. I get turned on talking about it

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I often go by my aunt's who lives a couple blocks away from me and sometimes get to hear her getting fucked

I went to very small trade school for college and while there met the hottest girl I’ve ever met. We were both in long distance relationships for about 2 years, hit it off as friends at school, then quickly started flirting and going further. She made a hobby of going to a lingerie store she liked about once a week, trying on a few body suits, and sending pictures to her boyfriend on snapchat. Except after we met, she sent me them on accident once (she said it was an accident because normally no one else was on top of her friends list, but I still think it was on purpose) skipping over some smaller incidents, the hottest time we had together by far was a school. She got up in the middle of a lecture to go to the break room for water, so I waited a bit then followed. She was leaned against a counter in the corner behind the door, and asked what took me so long. I quickly went over and started kissing her neck while fondling her tits with 1 hand and rubber between her legs with the other. She was wearing a short plaid skirt and a tank top because I told her thats what I liked, which made for easy access. I pulled her top down and started sucking on her tits, the largest id ever seen in person, then got my other hand inside her panties. She was soaking wet and I later found out and never been even touched by another person. With every thrust of my fingers she let out a restrained soft moan that I can only compare to a hentai moan. After about 2 minutes we heard footsteps coming and quickly tried to make ourselves decent, her tits back into the shirt and skirt flattened out, but the hottest thing was when I presented my still wet fingers covered in her juices and said “clean” and with no hesitation she grabbed my hand with both of hers and sucked them clean, only opening her eyes to give me the sexiest submissive look Ive ever seen.

Cont.

Cont…
Unfortunately for me, that was about as far as we ever went, until one time I ate her out and afterwards she ended up with whatever the female equivalent of post nut clarity is, told her boyfriend everything and stopped talking to me for a long while. My gf never found out though and we’re still together, in fact she’s asleep next to me as I type this out.

My only regret is taking it too far too quickly, because she was perfect and I wouldve left my gf for her

I didn't hide it at all when I started rubbing the outside of jeans up and down along my cock bulge.

She was watching but pretending to look at the yearbook.

I had asked her twice to leave. She declined both times. She wanted to see what would happen.

I wanted to figure out how to get a look at her tits without it being my idea.

I made sure my shirt was pulled down enough to cover the top of my jeans and unbuttoned them when I knew she was looking but wanted her to believe I didn't know she saw.

She focused more on the yearbook. She was still blushing hard though. I was certain she was horny as fuck.

I finally said, "You don't have to but I really think you should go upstairs for a little bit. I know you don't care and neither do I but this fucking boner won't go away."

She wanted to stay and asked me if it was okay if she watched me jerk off. I hesitated only because I didn't want to shout out "Fuck yes, it's okay!".

I once licked two prostitutes' feet while they spat on me and said nasty sexual stuff about my mom

I need to know now what she did.

Tried fucking a hooker on my break. Got there, she wasnt there. I sent a face pic. People in general talk but hookers share info and stuff. All I wanted was to have some big titties in my face, fuck doggystyle and leave. Whatever. Saved money but spent 40 bucks on rides to and from.

Dude fuck off, you post like a shithead. No one cares. 90% of this LARP is filler.

So the secret that you're sharing is that you didn't fuck a hooker. Neat, me too.

I looked her up and down like I was thinking it over before saying it kind of felt like she might be a little turned on right now?

She blushed harder and nodded yes. I told it was cool. I was wondering if the porn you told me about watching was what did it?

She said it probably was. We both knew it was us talking about sex, me being hard, her wanting to see my dick, etc.

I asked her, "When you watch those pornos, do you masturbate to them? Because I definitely masturbate when looking at porn."

Of course she did. I was starting to unbutton my jeans more and told her if she was going to watch me, I wouldn't say anything if you decided to rub your pussy.

see It's time to stop, you're not good at this.

At the risk of exposing my faggotry, fuckin THIS.

>90% of this LARP is filler.
True story. I'm on an Adderall binge. Coming up on 48 hours no sleep. I couldn't care less if what I post turns to ether in an instant.

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>It's time to stop, you're not good at this.
I'm sorry but you are dead wrong. The Adderall fueling my brain has confirmed that I'm a fucking genius.

Einstein and relativity can eat my dick.

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You know what's a better use of your time when on Adderal? Literally everything.

You are nothing to me. I fucked your mother. To quote Full Metal Jacket, "The best part of you ran down your mama's ass and ended up as brown stain on the mattress."

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Had 3 guys take turns on her on the beach while I sat drinking cocktails

I went to highschool with a kinda overweight girl who generally wasn’t super attractive but had incredible boobs and an ass that I still dream about. Anyway this girl had been in an abusive relationship and had really low self esteem so I manipulated and took advantage of her a lot. One time she told me nothing could shock her anymore, so naturally I tested our boundaries by whipping out my dick. I could tell she hid a reaction but wanted to stick to her guns and denied being surprised. I used that as an in to start making sexual advances towards her. Eventually I convinced her that nobody in her life valued her except for me, and the whole time I started molesting her. Grabbing her ass at school, taking her to quiet places so I could make her touch me, etc. when we’d sit in the back of the cafeteria I’d reach down the back of her pants and under her thong grabbing her ass cheeks and feeling her up because it turned me on. If she ever got annoyed I’d threaten to abandon her or some shit and she was so worried about losing her only ‘friend’ that she let me abuse her for 2 years, even giving me several pairs of her panties. Then she had some medical issues and dropped out of school, never saw her again

>You know what's a better use of your time when on Adderal? Literally everything.
I'll get to everything later. I have this important business to finish first.

Thanks for a suggestion out of an obvious mongrel brain.

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And you'd still come back for more? In the moment did him saying those things make you more excited than having normal sex with guys your age? Does thinking about it still make you horny now?

>And you'd still come back for more?
Well he would come back for more, all of it warped me pretty thoroughly.

>In the moment did him saying those things make you more excited than having normal sex with guys your age? Does thinking about it still make you horny now?
Yes to both.

So you post here to get off on all those dirty messed up thoughts that got put in your head as a teen? Do you still do daughter/daddy hookups now?

My dick was finally in my hand and out in the open for her to see. She didn't say anything as she pulled her shirt above her boobs and took her bra down so I could see her perky A-cups.

I was stroking myself with one hand looking at her eyes which were looking at my dick. I also took plenty of long stares at her tits. They were amazing for their size. Petite breasts, erect nipples, quarter sized pink areolas, etc.

I nearly came after less than 30 seconds. I started edging not ready to unload and hoping she would show me her cunt.

She didn't act disappointed in my dick and it's size. She also seemed to be enjoying how I was jerking it sitting about 5' in front of her.

She was feeling her boobs some and playing with a nipple now and then.

I was edging so bad. Pre-cum had already emerged but I managed to hold off.

>So you post here to get off on all those dirty messed up thoughts that got put in your head as a teen?
Not specifically, I don't talk about this stuff with anyone else or anywhere else, so it's like therapy, only the therapist is making me suck his dick.

>Do you still do daughter/daddy hookups now?
I do, yeah.

You like sucking dick so I guess it works out. I'd guess not the first time you've exchanged head for something. These days do they like making you dress up? Is it pretty standard "daddy teaching naughty daughter a lesson" stuff?

Worried about this being a honeypot

cont.?

>be college freshman
>dorm roommate is gay
>i was straight but kiss-less virgin
>always jerked to girls, straight porn
>roommate wants me to watch him jerk off
>watch him across the room a few nights
>he wants me to jerk myself with him
>watch each other masturbate across room
>convinces me to let him jerk my cock
>'it's just masturbation 2.0'
>he gives me a hand job to completion
>next morning he jerks me off again
>i'm looking forward to that evening
>we give each other handies
>i wake up earlier the next morning
>naked on top of my comforter
>cough randomly hoping to wake him
>he finally wakes up and sees me naked
>denied, he tells me will do more that night

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I take my t-shirt all the way off and motion that she should take her top completely off. She does.

Now it's me in jeans pulled down more than enough so I can cup my balls while stroking my shaft. It's her in buttoned up jeans and a white bra that's fell down to her waist.

I start complimenting her body. She's bashful much more now. Total switch from when she was flirting with me in the previous days, weeks and months.

I don't want her to puss out so I mention how great her tits look and thanked her for letting me see them. They were near perfect and much better than the girl who gave me blow jobs (or so my cousin believed).

After making her feel good about her boobs, I let her know she didn't have to rub her pussy if she wasn't in the mood and asked if she still wanted to watch me jerk my cock or put it away?

She told me to keep jerking it. I made sure to get long strokes and point it towards her right as I got to the head. My balls were tensed up which made them look presentable so I cupped and massaged them with my other hand for her to see.

>posted a couple weeks ago talking about how I covered for my aunts bf in 05 while he fucked my sister over the course of the couple of months we were helping Aunt pack and move to other side of the country
>talked to sister about it the Friday evening
>said she had some ecstasy she brought along for the trip so she could have something to do to kill time
>some of the pills fell out of her bag or some shit
>aunt found them and since sis had been nearly expelled for drugs it was obvious who they belonged to
>sis freaked out when confronted
>aunt straight up blackmailed sis into letting her bf fuck non stop or pimp her out in exchange for keeping quite about the pills she found

She still hadn't made any attempt to take her bra all the way off. While I stopped jerking my dick, I asked her, "Do you need me to unclasp your bra or can you get it off?" She said she could get it and turned it around so the clasps were in the front.

She noticed I was sitting still, no fapping, just watching her and was making subtle hand gestures like I wanted to unhook it. She told me to go ahead and take it off for her. Two clasps and it was off her and hanging from my hand.

I handed it back to her, then scooted back so we were about 4-5' apart again.

I had brushed her skin slightly mostly unintentionally but partly on purpose. She had goose bumps all over her. I could see all the tiny see through vellus hairs sticking straight up off each goose bump.

She still had her pants completely buttoned up. I started stroking my dick for her again. She leaned back on her elbows, stretched her legs in front of her with her feet together, knees bent up some and falling away from each other.

I had a nice view of exactly where her vagina was just with her jeans still covering it fully.

She was skinny but it was even more obvious now that she had laid back some. Her stomach was nice and flat. I could see just the right amount of her ribs for a healthy, petite, skinny but not anorexic at all girl.

Her hip bones protruded up some too. She was so fucking hot. I let her know that over and over. I started using both my hands to stroke my dick nearly all at once.

I could see she liked that and asked her if she had seen guys masturbate in porn in any other ways because I'm open to her requests.

She told me not really. They mostly only jerked off kind of like I was at the end to cum on the girls face.

I laughed, pretending I didn't know that, and said, "Seems like an extra step when the women could suck it or jerk it for him?"

I was running out of patience for her pants to come down. I decided to see if taking my jeans all the way off might inspire her.

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As soon as I got my jeans off and was fully naked, she started to unbutton her jeans. Boner intensified.

Of course, I wanted her to keep going but still needed to put on act that it was her choice. She was fully unbuttoned, her hand was inside her underwear (blue elastic trim, white with semi-transparent various colored polka-dot pattern).

That's when I said to her, again, "You are so sexy. I want to watch you but only if you want me to." She agreed she wanted me to see.

She rubbed herself with her hand inside her underwear for a minute or so. Soon she pulled jer jeans down passed her hips. Her underwear was high cut but not a thong. It was cute, hot, sexy.

I watched her pull them down into her jeans. Her vagina was so fresh, so flush, clean slit down the middle of her nice lips. Completely hairless on her vagina and bikini area. Barely visible stubble on her mons pubis.

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Hey I remember you posting this a few weeks ago lol. Fuck that bitch.

Damn you lucked out dude