ITT the first time you saw a pussy irl

older cousin molested me when i was 9

When my mom was breastfeeding and teasingly said 'Want some?'

I said yes and while i was sucking her titty I moved my hand down and started rubbing her soaked pussy

I was in kindergarten but yeah. Girl asked to see my pp and I peed on the floor, lol.

The first pussy i saw? Probably my sister or my mom. I never felt anything about that. Infact i would talk with my mother while she would take a bath until atleast i was 8-10. Would make her drinks while she chilled out taking a long bath. Never felt the horny.

First pussy that made my dick twitch? It may have been on some porn my dad had tucked away under his side of the bed. It was the 90's and all there was was VHS tapes and PLayboy and Hustler Magazines. It was a Stealth Mission to get to that shit at night. I would low crawl on my stomach across the floor through the house to try to snag one only to get caught. Sometimes they would pretend they were sleep and let me get one. Shit was cake.

The first real vagina was from a girl down the street who was also interested in sex and we would look at those mags together. She let me touch her pussy and finger her and i got my dick sucked. This was around 11 or 12. Childhood was fun as fuck.

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>first time you saw a pussy irl
I was about 5 years old and the 11 year old girl next door used to take me to a quiet place and pull my pants down and play with my dick and she pulled her own pants down and told me to touch her. Since then I've seen hundreds of them.

I don’t know how to pleasure a puffy pussy, all my gfs have been nonpuffy, any tips?

Something like that. Neighbor girl in my playhouse in my yard.

saved this image too, something really hot about this mid bitch

>17 old me
MOOOOOOOOOOOODSSSSSSSSSSS

Lol, this thread is reminding me of so much shit. When I was like 5, a neighbor girl who was about 1-2 years older made up this game called "butt lookers" where we just looked at each other's butts.

Her cooter looks like a fish's mouth, I'm rock solid

+RAPE DICK+

OP here, my 1st time was similar to I was an only child, but I had two girl cousins around my age that lived down the street from me. One night they slept over and we made a blanket fort, it was summer and hot, so we were just in t-shirts and underwear. My junk kept poking out of my underwear, which made them curious, which made me curious, and we ended up spending a good chunk of the night just exploring each other and figuring stuff out. I remember thinking it was weird cause I thought their pussies looked like mouths, and they thought it was funny to tie the tip of my foreskin closed with hair ties to “trap it inside”. We’d ended up doing stuff like that every now and again just cause we’d think each other’s junk was funny more than it was anything sexual, and eventually we just stopped when we got old enough to realize we shouldn’t be doing stuff like that.

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love thicc-ish girls like that.

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My sister's. We took baths together as young children.

Chubby pussy is best pussy

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Pussy is extremely overrated. Does it feel good? Of course it does. But lets face it... it stinks, it's ugly, and many guys have been inside of it long before you... all women are whores, yes even your girlfriend or wife that professes her love to you. Pussy is merely a thing you rent... you never own it. Women end up owning YOU with the power of pussy. I have come to a point in my life where I often times wish I was a faggot just so I didn't have to deal with women anymore... but... men do nothing for me. Ever since I got out of my last relationship about 4 years ago.. I've been pussy free. Do I miss it? Yes, of course I do. However, I have to admit that being free of it has made me happier in the long run. I've just put up with more than most guys have from women in the many relationships of the past two decades of my life and I'm honestly happy to be pussy free. The way I see it pussy is a young mans game.. you live for it when you're younger but when you get to be my age you see that it's not everything nor is it worth the drama that comes along with it.

Ignoring "playing doctor" as a kid and other such nonsense...
>be me
>be 15
>be doing an overnight print run for the school newspaper.
Also present: 16 year old girl who was the main editor of the newspaper at the time, and then a few other people from the journalism class.
>people leave as it gets later
>eventually just me and her
>asks me to show her how the printing machine works
>stands dangerously close
>no like actual rotating machinery, back the fuck up before something gets caught and pulled in
>she thinks this is a cue
"Oh, would it be something like this?"
>pulls shirt down, flashes boob
>meh, let's see where this goes
"It would probably be more likely to snag that skirt and rip it completely off."
>she's contemplative
>low ink warning comes on
>go to storage locker to grab another can
>kneeling to look through a lower shelf
>hear her come in a couple minutes behind me
"So how would my skirt get ripped off?"
>look up at her
"Well, probably this lower bit down here would get wrapped around one of the gears or rollers and then ."
>she'd apparently spent that couple minute delay taking off her panties
>nice
>she nonchalantly steps out of the pooled ring of skirt and kicks it aside
"Then what happens?"
"Probably it would pull you off balance and you'd fall down."
>she lays down on her back, knees bent, legs spread comfortably, excellent view
"Something like this?"
"Something like that."
"Then what?"
"Then you get pulled into the machine and eaten."
"How exactly?"
>squint at her
>she smirks back
"Well. First you'd get dragged in ..."
>her eyes have gone wide, but still has an and-then-what sort of expression
"...and then... "
"And then." she agrees
>lean in, eat her pussy

She ended up with a bunch black ink smudges on her abs and tits.

Is this some sort of incel manifesto?

I feel bad for you.

>>lean in, eat her pussy
Why did you only eat pussy? She clearly wanted more.Is that all you did?

Once youve seen an innie pussy irl, you can never go back to roasties

My mom's when I was a kid
Never got to touch it tho

+ELECTROCONVULSOR+ +RAPE DICK+
+LEFT FINGER ZAPPER+

Cool fanfiction, work on your art

Dude, get in better shape and get a girl that's got a few flaws and a little underconfident. If you go for a relationship with the most attractive woman, many times it's just a trap that many before you fell into and bailed. If you go for one that's a little chubbier and the face isn't perfect you can get a woman that makes good cash and is reasonable and sucks dick even after in a relationship for a while. That's worth putting up with. Just my 2 cents.

>You HAVE seen a pussy before… right, Any Forums?
no

When I was 14 I saw my girlfriends (also 14)

Janitor or night cleaning staff or whoever started banging around out in the hall somewhere and we needed to go put ink in the printer before it ran out.
Fucked on another day.
I'm sorry this mundane story from my life has been more interesting that the lives of you and anyone you know.

Only pedophiles like shaved pussy

>Only pedophiles like shaved pussy
Pedophiles hate shaved pussy because it's a mockery of the real thing.

People have shaved for 1000s of years

Get a load of this guy. Enjoy flossing every time you go pearl diving, you pleb

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first time up close was when i was around 21 or 22

was e-dating this kind of ugly tumblr slampig-type girl (5/10 at best, not exactly ugly but by no means good looking) for a while because i had low self esteem and thought she was the best i could pull, so i flew down over spring break to meet up with her

went to my hotel with her straight from the airport and laid on the bed together, maybe 15-ish minutes pass by and we went from awkwardly kissing to her blowing me for a bit and then me eating her out, first time i had seen pussy up close. fucked her after and was pretty great for a first time, but unfortunately i kept dating her for a while and it ended pretty poorly

anyways the moral of the story is if you're a kissless virgin go get your dick wet with a slampig to build some confidence, but don't stick around with them unless they actually check all the right boxes for you

Yeah basically. Daycare. Show me yours I'll show you mine. Curious kids, extremely common.

Image not doing basic hygiene when you are fucking randos all the time.
Shaving single handily removed the crabs epidemic. .

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> be 10, 2001
> at summer camp
> swimming n shit
> girl im friends with is about my age
> 'user come here'
> go over, 'what's up?'
> 'heehee' pulls front of her bottoms on her swim suit
> see pussy for the first time
> 'touch it' she tells me
> reach in, smooth and chubby, wet
> ' now lemme see yours'
> fuck it, why not?
> show it to her
> 'it looks weird'
> she touches it, feels good man

Or do you want the first time fucking?

> be 14, freshman in hs, 2005
> lightweight have a little romance going on with a girl who lives on my street
> really nice, kinda chubby, but cute
> she 12 and in seventh grade
> no fucks given, i like her
> make out every morning waiting for bus
> progress through whole year, copping feels, bitch won't ever let me feel that pussy
> get all the ass feels and titty feels and sucks i want, but no pussy feels
> feels sexually frustrating man >:(
> finally summer comes
> last day of school, texts and tells me to come over that night
> see her in tent out in her back yard
> swing in
> bitch is butthole ass naked
> instant boner

Hold on, gotta cont. this, getting too long me thinks...
>

I don't actually remember the first pussy I saw, but I do remember the first pussy I felt. Never have greentexted before so idk what the fuck I'm doing, but here goes.

>be about 7 to 9 (can't remember exactly how old)
>at granny's house where all uncles/aunts and their families converged constantly
>minding my own business, doing some 6 year old shit or whatever
>my older cousin (by like 3 or 4 years) comes in and tells me if I wanna play
>held my hand and took me to play in my uncle's closet (he still lived with my gramma)
>touches my peepee and tells me to touch her crotch as well
>dunno wtf I'm doing but I've watched porn before so I stick my hand in her panties
>wet
>thought pussies were shallower
>touched for a while but don't remember how it ended
>tried doing it again next time but she said no and we never talked about it again

It sucks cause she became hot af and I always wanted to do something else with her.

Now that I think about it, she might have awakened my incest fetish and is the reason why I'm here, lmao.

>cont.
> tells me to undress
> OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK
> strip down, cock diamonds in front of her
> she grabs it
> 'looks like he's happy to see me'
> make out as she's stroking me dick
> go to rub her pussy
> swats my hand
> 'wtfman?!?.god dammit' D: lays on her back and spreads her legs
> get on top of her, gently guide myself in
> she's beyond tight and wet
> new sensations around cock
> sexual frustrations easing
> slide in to a slow steady rhythm of slow fucking her as we make out
> suddenly...
> tent upzips
> look back
> gigantic ass muscled up stepdad
> OSHI-
> grabs me up out of the tent, literally throws me eight or so feet away
> oh fuck, run!
> ran barefoot and butt naked over pine needles and sticks back to my place
> hop fence back in to my yard

Yeah being a teenager was fun, ngl

> 23 years old, friendly 'virgin'
> I got my dick sucked by a few guys because earlier than nothing. But that's not relevant.
> Live alone in cheap apartment with paper thin walls
> Spend my days hallucinating on Salvia, benadryl, dxm, lsd, mushrooms, whatever I can find
> Lots of hysterical laughing at machine elves or salviaspace
> Head shaved except for Mohawk, 6'1 smelly mode because my diet was mostly whiskey and pumpkin seeds
> Super Christian Neighbor's estranged daughter comes to visit
> She stalks me online and irl for a few weeks
> Invites herself over and within a few days we're fucking 24/7 loudly, I know for a fact her parents and little sisters can hear it
> Turns out she was suicidal and thought I'd kill her
> First time I talk to her parents is in the lobby of the psych ward she gets committed to

7/10 would probably do again

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Told mine before
>family cookout
>swim in pool with cousin
>she’s kinda pudgy, dirty blonde hair, glasses
>know it’s not right but always have a weird crush on her
>get out of pool and go inside to watch SNICK
>aunt tells cousin to wash the chlorine off before watching tv
>she takes a quick shower and rushes back
>only wearing a towel
>me and her alone in tv room, rest of family drinking outside
>she’s sitting in a way that if she’d just move her leg I could see her pussy
>idea
>one dumb thing we’d always do for fun is leg wrestle, where we’d put our feet together and try to push the other’s legs back to pin them
>lay back and start to push my feet against her’s
>she does the same
>push her legs up and apart
>glorious pale innie pussy with a pink line down the slit
>it’s beautiful
>she doesn’t even care that I can see her pussy, if anything she keeps holding the towel against her chest as I assume she thought it was more embarrassing to see a girl’s chest than her pussy
>do this every commercial break
>each time I see her pussy it’s more beautiful than the last
Still masturbate to the memory today.

First girl I was ever with I had shaved her pussy myself during the foreplay, because licking it was like munching on a flannel shirt. I made her do the same with my peepee, so there would be no hard feelings between us. Getting rid of those hairs turned out to be a major upgrade for both of us, both in terms of look and feel.

You've never had sex, have you?

Fucking called it

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I think I was 6yo. On my way home I saw a 5yo neighbor gurl struggling to enter her home, then she suddenly started pissing on the front door. It fucking blew my mind. Since then I'm a degenerate.

Senior year of college hooking up with a girl. Better late than never. We were both very drunk and she was pretty hairy, so it's not like I got a great look at the time.

Plump pussies are so nice. I hate weed whacked pussies.

Me, parents, sisters, brothers all walked around the house nude occasionally.
So I don't even remember when I saw my first pussy or who. Probably my mother back before I could even walk.

>quiet loser through highschool
>senior year a friend of mine invites me to a party via proxy
>party at someone I’ve never met’s place, friend really just needed me for a ride
>feel awkward as fuck
>people are playing DDR against each other in living room
>I decide to sit and watch
>black girl playing has no clue wtf she’s doing
>she loses
>she takes off her pants
>n-n-nani???
>turns out they turned DDR into a strip game
>black girl loses again and again
>she is bare ass naked, big ol tiddies flopping all over the place
>when finished she sits on the couch next to me
>I’ve never even kissed a girl so way too nervous to try anything
>as we watch others play she lays back and puts her legs over me
>she puts one of her legs over me and rests it on the back of the couch
>big dark pussy lips staring right at me
>keep staring at first naked girl just laying on top of me
>she obviously notices and cracks up laughing
>”Hey! How YOU doin’? Lol!”
>mfw

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I've had girls show me their pussies many times. (they wore skirts, no panties, then they laid on the bed and put their legs and feets up in the air and spread their legs and showed me their pussies. trying to seduce me. (they were white girls, Korean girls and Japanese girls.)

ay caramba

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Aside from my mom's, which I never thought much of, I was five years old, 1980, and my female gym teacher was washing my hair with delousing shampoo, and as she was standing in front of me my face was directly one-on-one with her huge, absurdly hirsute pitch black vagina. I remember thinking something along the lines of "wow.. negro chewbacca" and starting to giggle and she asked if she was tickling me and I answered yes. All in all a very fond memory.

Denmark back in the day, times were different.

I've never seen a pussy in real life only in porn

classic show me yours I'll show you mine with my step sister when we were like 5 or something. even put it in for a minute to see what would happen, nothing as you might expect. however as far as I'm concerned that means I technically lost my virginity around age 5. top that faggots.

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My little sister's. We started exploring eachother when he had alot of privacy one summer. Tasted great too.

I have 4 younger sisters, so had to have been by 3-4yo. When we were younger we bathed together all the time. When I was older I we still showered together pretty often, had to help them sometimes, so got to touch their pussies countless times. even when they were old enough to shower alone we still did it together

+RAPE DICK+

>You HAVE seen a pussy before… right, Any Forums?
NYET
I've never even been on a date and am 26 fuck all you chads itt and on this site

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First gf, looked a lot like pic related. I could go down on her for hours

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underrated reply to a hilariously stupid and outright wrong take on women/relationships/sex/everything
>I feel bad for that user though I mean holy shit dude lol

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unironically agree

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chubby chicks and generally chicks who aren't what you actually want is an even worse trap.
>also chubby/"thicc" chicks just gain more weight in like 3 years down the line, sounds like a bait and switch if ever there was one
>skinny chicks are god tier and worth the hassle, there are ones that are compatible with you, just gotta find the right one. Be with someone you can be proud of being with

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Holy Trips of Truth.
I'd like to say it doesn't matter...and to the extent that I'm still gonna fuck it, etc. it doesn't matter, but I'd be lying if I said it wasn't the innie girls I still think about.
I think having everything all tucked away and protected makes them more sensitive, so the sex is better.

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Story?

couldn't agree more. I mean nobody's gonna say no to a chick's pussy if they are really into the girl, but if she takes off panties and it's a roast beef one, there's that moment of disappointment, as shallow as it is haha. It sucks because vaginas really do just have different shapes naturally and she could be the nicest girl in the world, but the classic innie is just by far the hottest one. It's a total crapshoot.
Also they can get a bit blown out after you fuck them but that's actually pretty hot, knowing that it will soon return to the nice innie look shortly thereafter. And yes 100% of the time with porn I want an innie chick too.

in order of importance:
>personality/compatibility
>in-shape girl more on the skinny side
>innie pussy
Wife material (my personal taste at least)

based

That is a pretty nice pussy
.gg/DJmvNrbs

you fags and your greentexts reminiscing about shit that probably happened 12 years ago and hasn't happened since.

my gf like freshman or sophomore year wanted me to eat her out, so i did. there, no need to tell your fucking loser ass virginity story lmao

>innie pussy

hold on
do we have some jew here
do you also mutilate dicks just for the apperance ?

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>if she takes off panties and it's a roast beef one, there's that moment of disappointment, as shallow as it is
I wouldn't say it's disappointment, if you're seeing a chick's pussy for the first time, you're probably having a better day than average...
...but there's more... something... when she has really aesthetically pleasing genitals.
Anticipation? I don't know.
It's not like I'm ever NOT looking forward to banging a new chick I've been seeing.

It just looks cleaner.
It's what her future husband will expect.

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>Be me
>Be senior in HS
>Start talking to a cute Sophmore
>One day she invites me over
>knees weak.png
>I meet her in the morning
>We start walking to her house
>Make small talk about things at school
>We get to her place
>She decides to change

>It just looks cleaner.

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When I was a wee lad I had a cat.

Best pussy is fat pussy

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First one was my twin sister's. Obviously we used to bath together as kids.

>I try to sneak a peek at some booba
>She laughs and tells me to look away
>We try to put on Harry Potter and the Goblet of fire
>Her dad had an overcomplicated sound system so we just chilled on the couch
>We were talking and watching YouTube vids
>We suddenly locked eyes and started kissing eachother
Sorry for taking so long but I'm typing this from memory

oh I wasn't talking about the first time, I meant just in general (but I guess this thread is about first times... my bad)
>also my first was an innie which may have made me like them in the first place, come to think of it

Probably not the first time, but first I can remember is my mom used to babysit her friend’s daughter, and I used to take baths together with her and my sister. I remember being confused why they were different (my sister had big inner labia that stuck out and the other girl didn’t) so we asked our mom why they were like that and she told her that they were her “flower petals” and some girls just have bigger petals than others. So now anytime I’m with a girl with big labia I call them “flower petals”. Legit had a girl cry once because she always thought they were ugly so she liked that I said they were like flower petals.

>It was such a passionate kiss
>Her soft eager lips were molding into mine perfectly
>As I started kissing her neck her scent became intoxicating
>All I wanted to do was kiss and taste every part of her body
>I pushed her softly onto the couch and unbuttoned and took off her pants
>She was wearing a silk leopard print thong
>I still remember it like it was yesterday
>I pull her thong to the side and stare at her soft pussy
>I just start licking and kissing her down there
>She tastes amazing

First time in a sexual way or "first", chronological time?
First, first
>Be 4-5
>Small Town eastern Europe kindergarten
>Kids have to use one toilet area
>Girl sits down to pee
>Something is not quite right
>She has no winkie
>Get urge to put winkie in and pee in her
First time as adolescent
>Behind sports shed
>Outside of place where I worked at for a few years
>

Somewhat related, when my nephews stay with me and my gf we let them shower with us. Their parents are conservative jesusfags who try to shelter them from reality especially when it comes to sex/nudity. She is the only girl they've seen naked up close. The first time they pretty much stared at it the whole time

I mean first time for a particular girl, not first time ever.
>first two girlfriends had the roast beef, so might be why I'm able to appreciate myriad shapes and varieties.

Me and a friend went skinny dipping with a super androgynous tomboy we were friends with when we were 14/15. She had a clit like a tiny dick, and I was surprised to learn that wasn’t the norm when I saw other girls. To this day I have never seen another like it irl

ah so I was the one who can't read, got it. But yeah I do wonder if that "first pussy (or 2) ever = more likely to like that type of pussy for life" idea might actually be pretty real

Same as most other anons it was a game of show me yours I'll show you mine with the neighbours daughter or family friend. Was prolly about 5 or 6

Once I got to around 8/9 I'd convinced the neighbours daughter to let me attempt penetrative sex. Basically she parted her pussy lips and I tried in vain to push my tiny peenor in. Kinda just rubbed the tip around and boom we've now had sex. Kek

Same user.

I distinctly remeber we found some porno magazines in the woods and we copied some of the pics. First time I fingered a girl and first time I had a hj/bj

She was fascinated by my foreskin and how it rolled back over the head

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>She was fascinated by my foreskin and how it rolled back over the head
That’s the best, my skin always covered my head, and one of my cousins I used to fool around with would always try to hold the tip open and look inside cause she’d say she “wants to see the pink part”. Childhood curiosity was the best

Turkey pussy

Fish pussy

That's a peach

No cloth camel toe

Cave pussy

Shame everything that reddit thot posts is heavily shooped

She was. I remeber taking a pee and she wanted to hold it. Waving it around like a little fire hose. She pulled the skin back whilst I was peeing too.

I remeber it mostly started because of peeing outdoors instead of going home. I would watch her and she would watch me too.

I guess her repeatedly pulling the foreskin back meant I got a hj at aged 5/6

buummmp

fat pussy truly is best pussy

So often people here try too hard to be funny, but this comment legit made me laugh. Thanks user.

I was 11yrs old.

Was at my dad's for the weekend. He forgot I was coming. Went to bed early so he could party. One of his friends came in my room and decided she wanted to play with me. Lost my virginity and innocence that night.

Sat on your face while you were asleep?

At first she stood there while she directed my fingers. Then good me too taste her and it went from there.

The first 2 girls I fucked I never saw their pussies. It wasn't until the third girl wanted me to eat her out that I saw it in person.

Did your dad send her in there to fuck you? Did you keep her panties and fall asleep with them on your face?

>>
What did she look like and how old was she?

your story has more plot holes than the bible

He had no idea. He was drunk as hell.
Black shoulder length hair. Purple tips. Black eyeliner. Thin/chubby. Her pubes were light brown.

How old are they? I'd love to sit or lay down and in the shower and let the water trickle down from a beautiful girls body and just let it bathe me while I stare up at her vagina

7 , 9

Approximate age? I'd have asked to keep her panties and sniff them as I fell asleep

Wait, you were showering together with your gym teacher and she was naked?

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New year 17/18
Nervous af
Fucked her for 3 hours straight
Didnt coom, probably because condom and mindset "i cant cum right away"
Banged frequently for 3months every week or so until i met my current gf
And now i dont bang at all, thanks to her Pill and stress at uni/work