why are they so based bros?
Why are they so based bros?
Caleb Garcia
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Hudson Turner
Have they ever made anything?
It's like their whole business model from the very beginning has been to buy up successful products and then progressively sue customers of those companies for not switching to oracle products.
Nicholas Gonzalez
projecting microshills need to get out of this board. Oracle made the best RDBMS and improved Java. They offer a lifetime free cloud service with 24GB RAM, 4 Ampere A1 CPUs, 200GB of storage, 4 databases with 20GB storage. All that free forever.
Meanwhile microsoft keeps creating useless broken software
Cameron Martin
Mr./Ms. OP
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Julian Mitchell
>have to make an account to download the jdk
Levi Rodriguez
okay faggots give me one cloud provider who offers you a lifetime free tier with 24GB of RAM, 4 A1 CPUs, 200GB Storage and 4 databases.
Jason Ross
>Oracle made the best RDBMS and improved Java.
This. For some reason there's this myth out there that they messed up Java while it was the other way round.
Gabriel Wood
hmm, nice. can you host a website on it?
Luke Bailey
If you're not paying for a service, you are the product being bought and sold.
Camden Young
Of course you can.
Jason Evans
Oracle > Amazon > Apple > Google > Microsoft
Jack Nguyen
Dear Xir/Xa'am.
We appreciate your previous letter regarding the pending and troubling matter of, what You called an 'unauthorized usage of Oracle's trademarks and branding'.
Unfortunately we (The Shitposting Agency) are under no obligation to abide by the US laws since we are not under US jurisdiction.
In other words we are not going to comply with Your request. We are aware, yes we are aware. It's that we are not going to comply with it that's all
Best Regards
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Hunter Cooper
have you ever tried to get support for their products it’s total dogshit
David Lewis
t. they are a joke
Landon Rogers
They are the best
John Thompson
>Oracle does the Java licensing change and the free version is no longer valid for corporate installs, you have to pay the yearly shakedown fee to Oracle in order to keep using the newer versions
>nobody wants to cough up the fee in the upper five figures required to properly license the install base
>doesn't matter whether you ask the client, MSP or software vendor, it's always the other party's responsibility
>just continue deploying the version dating back to the middle ages because that old license is technically still valid and more importantly it's still free
Easton Morgan
>have to login to use vs or rider using c#
yep
Isaiah Hughes
>uses cloud infra dedicated chat for help with a decade-old physical machine that you bought out-of-support from a third-party
>they
>joke
Jaxson Bailey
Things that you just invented to sound more stupid
Mason Anderson
Oracle is the vampire of the tech industry.
A parasite that tries to tempt you into inviting it into your business. Once in they will suck all life out of you and drain you with their legal department.
Oracle's cloud terms are so repulsive to the industry that they cant even give it away for free. The moment you might be making something slightly interesting with those "Free" resources, their legal department will make you regret ever making it with Oracle.
Adam Parker
Oracle is a law firm disguised as software development company that makes money suing people who use it's products. That's the best summary you will ever get about this company.
Angel Hall