You're in the club with your ThinkPad when this guy suddenly overwrites your Arch Linux partition with Windows 98...

You're in the club with your ThinkPad when this guy suddenly overwrites your Arch Linux partition with Windows 98, installs Duke Nukem 3D and writes "FARTS" in Word. What do you do?

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I call lttstore.com

nakadashi

This is LGR, right? Definitely emits that dingy YouTuber vibe

I saw LGR at Computer Reset a couple months ago. I told him how I watch all his videos and how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with a couple keyboards and like fifteen boxes of floppy discs in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of boxes and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each box and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

This reads like some copypasta, but if it's real I wouldn't be surprised.

I'm really a fan of your videos Clint.
Would you sign your name on my book of autographs?
>Well sure, hehehe... this book is empty
It's a work in progress

I kneel.

Gosh, you darn nufags don't even recognize the Flying Lotus pasta

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batista bomb the fucker
take my laptop back
pull out usb dingdong with SystemRescue install from my cargo pant left knee pocket
connect to wifi through my smartphone with 5g capacity
restore disk from backup stored at my home
reboot to check if restoration is successful
it is
keep enjoying my maidenless night

frantically try to wake up

my laptop being a thinkpad and running arch must be a bad dream

Be thankful he didn't sniff it and molest it.

I front kick his stupid face in

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I force him to do a good video on the MSX line of computers at a gunpoint.

>no huffing electronics and CANYON.MID
do you even watch his videos?

Do you have anything better to do with your pathetic NEET life than bitch about a shitty youtuber every single day? This is MikeeUSA tier autism.

I hate when the shit I buy gets all infettered

lmao

been years since I've seen this pasta. thanks user

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Didn't happen - but should have.

I'm happy cause this magic november indigo golf golf alpha got windows 98 working on my T61

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