Fuck dust

>hear horrid grinding sounds coming from my computer
>instantly suspect one of the fans is fucked
>open up computer, full of brown dust
>all out of duster, fuck fuck fuck, wat do
>find picrel in a box of random stuff
>brand new rectal syringe, never used
>this_is_fine.jpg
>get to work, not as good as a duster can but does a decent job
>turn computer back on, fans work fine, no more horrible noises
post your tech macgyver stories

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what is this thing even used for? enemas? your tiny baby hole can't handle a real enema?

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>i cleaned dust out of a computer, I'm so macgyver

Prove him wrong, user.

i use them for cleaning my ears out with water

Using a turkey baster would be less shameful

i made a tranny clean his ass out in a motel room with one of these once

I cleaned dust out of my computer.
I do it at least a couple of times per year.

the small ones have flexible nozzles, which dont hurt your ears compared to those solid plastic ones that you are thinking of

Just put some tubing on a baster then. More versatile too, since you will end up with a roll of tube you can use for other things

that doesnt make it more flexible. if you meant extending the nozzle with tubing, then that would make it less ergonomic to use

Whatever enema guy. Lots of flexible tubing out there. I like my idea a lot. I think i will try it sometime

I just use the air compressor in my shed

i wish i had a rectal enema

Ask OP, he has a supply of equipment.

I just use the vacuum cleaner. People say it fucks the computer up but I've been doing it since 1998 with no issues.

I use one of these.

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I just throw away my computer when it gets dusty, and buy a new one.

This is the way.

sadly this board is full of poorfags, pajeets, and other dusty people, who don't understand

>buy positive pressure case (FT02)
>Any Forums hates: acktually...negative pressure is 0.003% more efficient! throw it out user!
>keep case anyways.
>never any dust buildup.