Explain the concept of a CPU to an ancient Chinese scholar living 3000 years ago

Explain the concept of a CPU to an ancient Chinese scholar living 3000 years ago.

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We taught sand to do math and attached spinning rust to it.

Lightning goes into chip through pins. Chip uses lightning to calculate trillions of numbers at the speed of lightning.

Its basically the abacus of the gods.

>and confusion is was born
Stop telling retarded time travelers how to do shit, it has repercussions.

Millions of tiny switches, each does something when used, if you combine the switches you can do math and all sort of crazy logical things. Because switches work with lightning, they work really really fast.

Fast mechanical abacus.

If it means accelerating technology by 3,000 years and being able to travel on faster-than-light spaceships across the galaxy with my lifelike android gf in my lifetime, then by all means do it.

They probably had floodgates for rice farming, so try drawing parallels there.

我是神。給我一個處女致敬讓我享受

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Ching Chong wang tang tong
Chong chang dang bang

Whats a switch?

Based Chinagod

It's an abacus made of metal, and when you have a large enough abacus the abacus can run itself and begin to form tasks.

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I don't speak chinese

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That guy's apparently the town drunk in his village and something of a local hero for his sheer skill at getting hammered

I'm pretty sure they had switches somewhere in ancient China

What kind of witchcraft is involved here?

It's like a lever.

ching chong bing bong

First you need to explain electricity. Then alternate current. Then direct current. Then voltage. Then lightbulbs. Then transistors. Then the discreet approach. Then binary coding. Then semiconductors. And a lot more things that I'm forgetting. It'd take about a year of daily lessons.