Work in tech industry

>work in tech industry
>make $95k as a product manager
>work from home 4 days of the week
>the 5th day (Friday) free breakfast, lunch, and alcohol is provided to the office so I only show up then
>Free snacks, drinks, and other goodies at the office
>unlimited PTO
>fully covered health, vision, and dental
>when I work from home I just play video games half the time, walk my dogs multiple times throughout the day, and work maybe 3 hours total
Thank you software engineers for doing the annoying labor while I chill

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>not full remote
Cuck

Where do you work and how do i apply

It's impossible to suffer in the United States of AMERICA.

It's nice to socialize at least once a week, plus multiple hot girls work there and go to happy hour after work on Friday. It's nice to join them and meet their friends

>happy hour
>with work friends
Enjoy being ME TOO’d after saying something slightly controversial

>work in tech industry
>make $100k as a software engineer
>work from home full time
>never go into the office
>work maybe 2 hours a day on a busy day
>build gunpla, watch videos and play games all day
Thank you managers for being in one million meetings for me so I dont have to be while I chill

>wagie smug about his particular cagie
Hey if you're careful with your money and save wisely, one day you might be a millionaire

I've already fucked two of them. One is 10 years younger than me and the other is 13 years older.

I literally spend one hour MAX a day in a meeting, and most of the time I'm just playing on my phone. Also
>$100k
>Software engineer
Fucking lmao

>One is 10 years younger
UOOOHHHHHHH I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH 13 YEARS OLD GIRL SO BAD!!!!!!!!!!!!! SEX!!!

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LARP

Incredibly low quality post. Hit the bench.

So you're a larper. Good to know.

Samefag

Besides the pay and unlimited pto, I get all of that as a SWE. I program medical devices so it's not really a job I can do completely from home, but I still get two days wfh a week.

I'm in your walls faggot

>unlimited PTO
Except its just TO and not PTO. You do not get paid for your time off in these types of companies after you use up all your accrued PTO. It just means you can take more time off without as many issues. But they'll still shitcan you if you abuse it so its just something nice they can put on there to fool people like OP into working there. But it also looks like OP is a larper. Imagine only making 95k as a product manager? Not in current year i can't.

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>Thank you managers for being in one million meetings for me so I dont have to be while I chill
This desu. My manager is in meetings like all fucking day while I just sit on my ass.

My wife's company does this but they axed unlimited PTO a couple years back after two fat whores took off like 30 days in 6 months and were holding up projects

Based whores calling out corporate bullshit lies.