Segway

2001
> WOW Segway so innovative
Dude it is literally retarded all this technology and all you need is to add some extra wheels
>Wroom gyroscopes ! Computers
This is retarded !

2019:
>WOW this is so innovative
youtube.com/watch?v=_ysettKiDJA
youtube.com/watch?v=GcMiuLXjm_Q
youtube.com/watch?v=etEbwzdXU1A
It is literally 4 wheels.

I do not wish to live in this timeline anymore.

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>This is real innovation
Something in me died

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Who needs this when you can get a DUALTRON!
youtube.com/watch?v=NbLbpxesQSE

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segways worked well enough, the reason people didn't use them was because they looked fucking retarded. they were pretty much synonymous with "fat tourist who can't handle walking".

>a fucking scooter

Reject 2 wheel modernity.
Embrace 4 wheel tradition.

>segways worked well enough, the reason people didn't use them was because they looked fucking retarded.
How long before people start getting a seat and not stand on their electric trash ?

But we can't do this with 4 wheels.

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Zoomer cancer.

Das ist der Zeitgeist.