Flip-phones are now old enough to be mistaken for knives by zoomers

>flip-phones are now old enough to be mistaken for knives by zoomers

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>WAAH im old now so i need to hate children

As if zoomers arent the only group actually bringing back 2000s core.
As if flip phones arent closer to coming back than ever before.

>Teen calls police over man holder a razr

Oi you got a license for that flip phone ?

>2000s core.

I don't know if you were around for the 2000s, but that decade didn't feature brain damaged mulattos wasting their lives on Tiktok.

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I hated "people" younger than me when I was young too. I hate my younger self also.

Man I really wish we get Japan tier flip phones here...

dude, i'm 23 and I detest the vast majority of zoomers. my generation fucking sucks. how can you not hate lobotomised tiktok users who constantly complain about "muh waycism"?

>>WAAH im old now so i need to hate children
Even zoomers hate zoomers. Zoomers are just hateable.

>zoomer don't know how to use a typewriter

>af6.gif
FUCKING DIE

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It seems that most people born after like 2000 don't know how to use buttons in general.

the flip3 is one of the most popular zoomer phones

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My mom had a Sears electric typewriter when I was young and I used the shit out of that thing. I wish I still had it. I wish I still had the IBM Selectric I rescued from work too.

It's Japan, the whole country is Onion articles come to life.

Are zoomers really like this ?

>dude, i'm 23 and I detest the vast majority of zoomers. my generation fucking sucks.
My condolences that you needed to grow up with zoomers.

>she
I found your problem.

prease understandu

Dumbphone flip phones are entirely phased out here since like 2 years ago. Remaining ones are all basically 3/4G capable smart phones that are just flipphones now. Even my 71 year old mother in law was forced to switch to a shitty android due to phased out service.

early zoomers (1997-2000) can be okay sometimes, but those born after 2000 are a different breed entirely.
those are the kind of zoomers that can't remember how life was before smartphones became ubiquitous.

what I can stand THE LEAST are the ebonics. talk proper english for fucks sake. none of this "cap" "bussin" "bruh" gibberish. it's so annoying. like nails on a chalkboard annoying.

it's such a shame, really. I still remember how much I loved my first flip-phone.
the modern ones hardly compete; they're just awful/slow smartphones with the form factor of a dumbphone. the buttons on my nokia 2720 flip have insane input lag and KaiOS just generally sucks ass.

>early zoomers (1997-2000) can be okay sometimes, but those born after 2000 are a different breed entirely.
>those are the kind of zoomers that can't remember how life was before smartphones became ubiquitous.
""""Generations"""" are not real basically every year is a new generation.

I think the simplest thing to remember is that people who are 30 when COVID hit have a totally different perspective then some guy who is 20 or even 18 or 15. Notice that 18 and 15 and 20 are of the same """"generation"""

>THE LEAST are the ebonics. talk proper english for fucks sake. none of this "cap" "bussin" "bruh" gibberish. it's so annoying. like nails on a chalkboard annoying.
I'm sorry what ? Thankfully I was speared from even knowing this is a thing.

Agreed. The definitions are way too broad in my opinion.

"""generations""" were invented by and with the spread of (((mass-media))). Before that there was no such thing. You basically lived in the same world (culture) your grand-parents did.

defining incredibly broad generations in an age of rapid technological and social change is kind of silly, isn't it?
the year 2000 and 2010 are literally like day-and-night in spite of being only 10 years apart.

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