>be me
>been job searching for a few months now
>aunt refers me to a good gov tech support job where Ill have to provide IT support to government boomers
>pay is 28$/h starting, full benefits
>first day (today)
>be in training using zoom on a PC next to my current PC with 2 keyboards next to each other
>want to make a thread on Any Forums saying "hi niggers, im being paid 28$/h to browse Any Forums"
>type "hi niggers" and press enter
>nothing is written on my monitor, think for a second that my keyboard isnt plugged in
>realise the next second that I wrote "hi niggers" using my work keyboard
>check my work monitor
>I wrote hi niggers in the zoom conversation
>all of my pajeets and africans coworkers are in shock on their webcam
>ive quit the zoom call
>havent heard from anyone since
>it was 15 minutes ago
what the fuck Any Forums what did you make me do REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
watdo now
Be me
time to find a new job. You know AWS?
I hope they sue your chud ass
>Going to Any Forums on work hours
wtf are you doing guy
i wrote nigga on my commit message once but luckily i noticed
Holy fuck you absolute fucking retard.
We have a bit that scrapes git at our work for commit messages and then creates a database of any politically questionable speech
fake and gay, go back to raiding Any Forums
Way to shit all over your aunt, you moron
Either say sorry and make up an excuse right away or just ignore it unless someone mentions it
HAHAHAHAH serves you right for being racist
Brutal story OP. I imagine you won't be doing that again
I think it's a larp but I wouldn't be surprised
I've had /gif/ open while sharing my screen
five star post
This is a post of EXCELLENT QUALITY.
happens to the best of us
I would probably unironically kill myself at that point.
sueing for what?
we're on Any Forums, we're all retards here
i know, poor her ;_;
>everybody seems in absolute shock
>"just ignore it"
kek
im not even racist
not a larp, just received an email with the screenshot of my message attached, it's over
>just received an email with the screenshot of my message attached, it's over
rip
You know the drill. Pics or it didn't happen.
Just continue as if nothing happened. As long as you work, they have to pay you. Your co workers may hate you. but who tf cares when youre getting paid?