Parents addicted to social medias

Bros I need help. How do I get my parents off the fucking ZOGbook. Literally all they do is sit on their fucking phones during their leisure time and endlessly scroll that normie crap. It's getting harder and harder to hold a normal conversation with them.
Do i just get them banned or something bros give me something I hate the antichrist

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Why are you still living with your parents?

You can't do anything. They were born into the TV generation lmao, the most npc dopamine brains in existence.

I'm not. I visit them on the weekends or see them at family get-togethers

Imagine having both parents as NPCs, jesus.

Go to router settings and block the domains. Or configure NextDNS.

What are they looking at all the time?
Family photos, or qanon conspiracies?

"viral videos" dopamine cycle garbage

all my mom does all day is talk on the phone and hunch over on her phone and use facebook. she is literally a shell of her former self

My dad is addicted to TikTok, I was supposed to be the zoomer. I don't know what went wrong.

probably better than games, most games apps are a stone's throw away from poker machine addiction.

Bros I need help. How do I get my gay faggot op son off the fucking chins. Literally all they do is sit on their fucking thinkpad during their leisure time and endlessly scroll that edgy crap. It's getting harder and harder to hold a normal conversation with them.
Do i just get them banned or something bros give me something I hate the antichrist

Block facebooks cdn in your router. It wont keep them from logging in but it will stop the app from loading some images and content. They wont assume sabotage and just think the app is screwing up. Might work to get them to stop browsing at home through some pavlovian conditioning.

I'm addicted to Any Forums, and worse, phoneposting.

I have noticed this too. How come boomers are so vulnerable to the antichrist media?

And lead, don't forget lead poisoning.

literally the same, my mum is always on that crap. but she always acts so superior and bossy like she's important.
how do we protect our mums from facebook?
need to find out how to set up a parent lock

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There are your options

>go back in time and kill steve jobs before the smartphone ever becomes relevant
>be a walking example of what your parents should be like and hope they follow suit
>treat them like the dog cunts they are and train them through negative affirmation (if they're being cucks with their phones while you're trying to be social, just end your visit prematurely)

it's called a laptop, zoomer

lol
i barely can force myself to read words from the screen

My parents were reluctant for long to get a data plan, then covid changed everything. They now have a bigger data plan than I do. Always on their smartphone on 5 different messenging services, youtube and facebook.