>Want to go to the bathroom
>Poop analysis uses nonfree software
>TFW the botnet wants me to shit my pants
Https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNKef7ZVuc0
Logan Hall
Jack Jones
>shit my pants
Bad move!
>A violation of the pants Acceptable Use Policy has been detected!
>Your pants account has been terminated
Hope you like skirts, faggot.
Hudson Harris
LOGGING IN
Ian Reyes
GOOD MORNING SIRS I AM FREE AS IN FREEDOM
Joshua Sanders
roll
Jayden Martinez
Guess I am a Pakesh.
Christopher Jackson
What a shit thread.
Hunter Cox
What a fantastic thread.
Robert Edwards
Might as well roll.
Jackson Davis
Good morning Sir
William Watson
Guess I'm Rahul now. Personally I was hoping for Raraj.
Hudson Reyes
In this case the technology itself already passively anonymizes your data
thank you sewage system
Ian Wood
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Owen Williams
what if they get wagies to spawncamp?
Nicholas Garcia
Demand poo chute privacy. Contact your senator NOW!
No warrantless poo searches!
Asher Perez
Your poop has an unique fingerprint that can be traced back to you.
Lincoln Smith
The glowniggers have illegally tapped the sewage line of a house for months. No search warrants, nothing!
This is unacceptable
Tyler Morgan
Good day sirs of Any Forums
Josiah Bennett
sewage pipe*
It's mixed with other poop once it comes to the sensor
Owen Sanchez
Good morning Nanil Sir
Easton Howard
>doing garbage PCR tests on raw sewage for something that has gone from being a bad flu to a mild flu
HOW DOES THIS HELP ANYONE?
At least it's not as destructive as mask and vaccine mandates but I can't imagine it being less pointless.