No job

>no job
>no gf
>living with parents

Which programming language should I learn to stop being a loser and get a job?

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McDonalds++

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Op said he wants to stop being a loser not become an even bigger one. Minium wage jobs are absolute garbage. Op could probably make more going out and buying a lawn mower and mowing people's lawns

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Learn Java, C#, learn web development technologies like JavaScript, TypeScript, nodeJS, React, with that you can get any job on the market. Familiarize yourself also with environments like Visual Studio, Visual Studio Code, IntelliJ, Netbeans.

Get a welder certificate.

>well paying job
>no gf
>living with parents
I'm 23 and have over $200k saved up, it's great.

So much as to not even be helpful.

Want a good job fast? Learn to use the linux command line, pirate netbeans, lean javascript, and React. You'll learn a ton on the job and get paid $50k+.

Learn Devops from online courses if you want an even better job after that.

If you want to get amazing jobs, learn algorithms and datastructures, databases, and either machine learning and datascience or solidity and EVM.

Love and Emotional/Social Maniplation++

>Op could probably make more going out and buying a lawn mower and mowing people's lawns
Assuming OP is american, no lol. Illegals do that shit for garbage money.

You are a literal retard.
Don't listen to this guy OP

c# java or c++ unless you wanna be a frontend homo

biggest faggot in this thread

PHP. It's easy and there's lots of jobs that people don't want because nobody in 2022 is learning PHP anymore,l despite plenty of companies still using it.
It's called a Kansas City Shuffle. When everybody's looking right (JS, React, .NET), you go left (PHP).

This, tech career is a meme

Learn rust and become a tranny

Cool now you can work outside in the heat for the rest of your life, because without a college degree they're definitely not letting you become anything higher than a supervisor.

unironically java
don't listen to nojobfags

what's the story on java? why do people around here seem to hate it? there are a lot of job openings for it and the pay seems good enough

>hur dur I know a guy that makes 200k being a welder
Why do tradefags always say there's so much money to be made in trades when it's the people who would've excelled in college who make the big bucks in trades, because they're smart and hard workers and would be successful no matter what they choose to do, and not the NEET weebs who dropped out of college because it was too hard / they're too lazy?

java and its bloated nature makes it ewsy to use for any big company. easy to program in with all the cool frameworks and apis.
c fags like to brag how much faster c is but big corps really dont care with their superfast servers