Gf wants a proprietary camera to snoop around our home

>gf wants a proprietary camera to snoop around our home
what do bros?

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Install Gentoo.

what do you mean by proprietary camera?

make your own instead

Tell her no you emasculated faggot.

>a literal robot equipped with all kinds of sensors and cameras with closed-source firmware
>uhhhh i'm so manly look at me
back to pol bro

Have Tyrone fuck her before it.

>back to pol bro
How original. Did you ask your girlfriends permission to be on Any Forums?

no, but I did ask your mom out

>a literal robot equipped with all kinds of sensors and cameras with closed-source firmware
what for?
like actually do ask her what good will it bring to her life that validates the slightest chance of someone getting that data because leaks of that shit do happen

vacuums your home for you
useful if you live in a big home

Piss on it

Should be fine if it doesn't have an addressable IP. If it does, expect coomers to try to hack into your camera.

I would seriously consider using that argument, as it is a real concern.

It's a "time of flight camera", it doesn't have enough resolution to see shit, it's only used to measure distance and make very rough 3D models of the room so that the robot can figure out where in the room it's located.

Just don't give it internet access.

Then how are you going to set automatic schedules in the app?

learn how to isolate devices on your network

You think you have it bad? My wife insists that we have a camera security service in our home. So I get to pay $70/month for some pajeet to watch my kids jack off on the couch and me stumble around in the dark when I come home drunk. They only time it does anything is when I forget my keys and it sets off an alarm and sends some scared woman in a Ford Focus to check up on us.

Dismantle you're waifu and reinstall a new OS.

have some balls and throw it out

if it doesn't connect to wifi who cares

It connects to wifi but i dont think its required

and what she turned you down? is that all you did? disappointing, user. my mom has been single for years and from how angry she gets on Facebook I'm guessing she hasn't had a root in a decade. and she still seemingly turned you down. damn.

Just so you know these things are garbage. I have one and it only works well if the room is completely empty. No rugs, house plants, electronics hidden underneath the TV stand, piles of clothes or jackets, shoelaces, long carpet, window curtains that touch the floor... Once you get all that stuff moved out of the way you could have just swept the whole house with a fucking broom.

>letting your wife have the final say on home decisions
Fucking lol

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Buy a USB cable with on/off button

Turn off camera when you are home by a switch flick. Very practical, it is what I do.

I have full privacy except when I don't want any privacy at my home all: when I'm the one on the outside.

I don't have this problem. Works perfectly for me. I haven't vacuumed the house in a year and it's all clean.

>lives with gf
she isn't your wife. You don't have to respect any of her desires whatsoever. She isn't privy to an ounce of your respect. Don't let her get it and that's the last word on it.

unironically stop paying for it and gut the infrastructure yourself. Buy a gun and tell your wife that's good enough. She's not going to argue with you; you have a gun now lol.