Fuck you I hate you so fucking much

fuck you I hate you so fucking much

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based professor

One of them at my uni would silently sit in voice chats on my uni's CS discord and hear students in his class share quiz answers. It wasnt until near the end of the quarter he said anything in vc and people immediately left after they recognized his voice. About a dozen students ended up failing the class for cheating

based, only the smartest cheaters deserve to pass

based teacher

>cheat
>fail
Deserved. If you don't actually want to learn anything then just don't go to college and save yourself the money and time. Christ.

Yeah I'm thinking based. If you're too retarded to solve the questions that you need to cheat, you so not deserve to pass the class.

I have a very successful career in software engineering after getting my cs degree with a passing grade average. there were multiple courses I didn’t do a single assignment for and just cheated non-stop. Does it make you seethe knowing you tried so much harder only to end up at the same point in life as me? uni is just for a piece of paper, not to learn. I don’t need to know how to write in assembly or bubblesort, yet that’s all cs students are taught.

based prof filtering out all the codelet shitters
the faggots who cheat on their programming assignments are the same people who complain about not being able to get a job because they have no internships, projects, portfolio, or skills
fuck em

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>Does it make you seethe knowing you tried so much harder
I cheated plenty in college too. I just regret going at all.
>only to end up at the same point in life as me?
I'm probably doing better than you, but no thanks to college or cheating at it.
>uni is just for a piece of paper
Agreed, and that piece of paper is basically worthless in software engineering these days. Employers have become well aware that it's a completely useless metric of competency in programming.

>Underclassman friend taking CS class I had already passed
>Same professor
>Friend can't figure out one of the assignments
>I try explaining it to him but he's still not getting it
>Don't have time to sit down and go over it with him, he asks if I can send him the solution I used
>Sure, I trust him not to cheat and try to submit it as his
>Send him the solution, he still doesn't understand
>Goes to the professor to ask for help
>Brings a USB stick with his work
>Professor loads up the stick and opens the file, sees no issues
>Looks at name at the top of the file
Fucking idiot copied my work to bring to the professor instead of his own. We both narrowly escaped disciplinary action because he didn't actually try to submit the work and was genuinely looking for help, but we both got a pretty stern warning.

Lemme guess it was cheating chinks and poos right? They always do that shit.

retard, it should be common knowledge by now that you need to remove all traces of your identify if you're sharing work

I know some indians that were discussing out loud how to bribe the professor

fucking pajeets

You're right, I kept my work in SVN and just provided him with the link to the webui since it was easiest. I should have scrubbed a copy and sent him that.

What the fuck is TA?

I cheat at my job

teaching assistant basically student cheap labour

Teaching Assistant. Uni professors don't actually grade shit, they just explain stuff seeing as its hundreds of concurrent students taking the same class

>imagine cheating
>imagine caring this much about students cheating

Teacher's assistant

>What the fuck is
If you can't google, what are you doing on Any Forums, ESL?

>get 'leaked' answers
>send them to some pakistani on fiverr for 'optimization'
>fixes my code for me
>"congratulations user you're one of the only ones you didnt cheat"
worked twice

A teacher actually doing their fucking job?
I'm unironically shocked.

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Incredibly based, but sadly fake

>Uni professors don't actually grade shit, they just explain stuff
You had professors that explained stuff?

kek youre right user, they just stand there while you teach yourself everything

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