Alright which one of you autistic NEETs applied and got auto-rejected from my friend's workplace? The whole company was laughing at your email.
"Honestly I’m glad things turned out this way. Considering some shitty coding challenges take precedence over a qualified resume, I’d assume you guys prefer hiring a code monkey who has never written a program beyond one source file but has several leetcode™ challenges under his belt.
“OMG He’s so QUALIFIIIIED!!!” squeals Cameron while clutching his Onions. “Project experience? API knowledge? Security specialization? What’s that? We found our COOOODER!” *froths at the mouth*
Clearly you guys are just looking for a bot who just takes tasks from other devs so they can jack off on the clock, to whatever [redacted] devs like to consoooom. What a gay name. Couldn’t tell a friend I work at [redacted] without getting laughed at. I hope you go homeless and your company fails miserably."
they were laughing but they knew he was speaking the truth
Eli Parker
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