Why did the tech industry stop doing april fools pranks? Does everyone hate fun now?

Why did the tech industry stop doing april fools pranks? Does everyone hate fun now?

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people can't take a joke anymore, touchy cunts

It's fucking stupid?

fun is cringe

>It's fucking stupid?

>It's fucking stupid?
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>people can't take a joke anymore, touchy cunts
This!
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Fun is bad for business, the only thing that matters is improving profits for next quarter. Anything that is detrimental to that goal of maximizing (((shareholder))) value for the next 3 months needs to go.
Corporations are giant bloats of inefficiencies and retarded boomer social politics but the most inefficient and expensive people are the ones with the most "power", so they have to squeeze out every last drop of fun they can from the lower ranks (the people actually creating profit) to even it out.

April Fools jokes are, unironically, cringe and r*ddit and also onions. Especially jokes from big tech.

lol wasn't it google that did that shit with the minions posting and everyone was sending emails with minion gifs on them? That was based. Too based.

Spotted the zoomer. How does it feel knowing that every generation before you is having more fun than you?

>r*ddit
shut the fuck up you infant, april fools jokes have been going on since the dawn of the internet. Kindly kill yourself.

Shut the fuck up, white-collar basedboy. You've never work on a construction yard.

1984

>you're not a retard whose only way of making a living is lifting sticks like a monkey.
Wow what a burn, sure showed me

>Shut the fuck up, white-collar basedboy. You've never work on a construction yard.

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Big Tech can't have fun. Try Small Tech 🔥 pine64.org/2022/04/01/introducing-the-pinebuds-and-pinepod-seriously/

>Does everyone hate fun now?
Yeah pretty much. Constant campaign of demoralization + no one can take a joke anymore without getting lawyers involved.
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Imagine if a gorilla worked construction and had a training regimine, man how strong do you think it'd get?

>fun
Doubt.
Most years were awful, basically that whole day ruined.

>Oh no, the FBI took down our website
>Here's a subbed episode of that anime you were looking for. PSYCH! It's a K-pop music video, AHAHHA
>Oh no, the FBI took down our website
>Oh no, the FBI took down our website
>Oh no, the FBI took down our website
>Oh no, the FBI took down our website

Remember when websites thought it was totally okay to just ruin the site for a day for fun, because they weren't all run exclusively by MBA accountants?

>april fools jokes have been going on since the dawn of the internet.
just because something has been done for a very long time does not make it not cringe

>just because something has been done for a very long time does not make it not cringe
Tradition isn't cringe except for people who have no connection to the tradition. You've outed yourself as a newfag and thus I must ask you kindly to an hero.

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Yeah, that was nice

How can you have a "connection" to april fools day? It's not a Thanksgiving dinner where your grandmother makes the secret family stuffing recipe that her grandmother taught her. It's just people making retarded non-jokes on the internet.

People like you are why nothing can be fun anymore. You're both a product and a cause of this passionless dull grey society we're turning into

April fools "jokes" are not fun.

> People like you are why nothing can be fun anymore
> passionless dull grey society we're turning into
Get a load of this basedmilk-drinking r*dditor.

Looglers BTFO
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