/jrg/ - Job Rant General #8

Diverse, productive, equitable workplace edition

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>McMain University
MY SIDES

>senior developers are industry professionals with experience who know what they're doing

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>Diverse workplace
> docker run -v /our/current/project:/src:ro -w /src getwoke/woke /usr/bin/woke -o simple | wc -l
>603

>using paid company time to work on private projects
>always committing changes outside of company hours

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wagie wagie back in cagie CodeMonkey edition

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>he didn't read his contract's clauses closely enough
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO

Maybe it’s time to rename McMaster university.

This. I suggest the name "McNigger University".

>work for large company for 8+ years, not FAGMAN but $50B+ in market cap and very poz
>make ~$130k
>SAAS product I develop for is NOT good, design decisions taken when I was on a different team are causing big problems now
>biggest customer just dropped us
>customers are using our product so we can't just change the middleware; it's not like we have the development capacity to change our database anyway
>official policy of engineering and support is to lie to our customers about the cause of performance issues
>official policy of engineering and support is to lie to our customers about how we host their data
>spend 5+ hours today just trying to get our team's joke of a performance environment working so I can see the output of something
>promoted at end of 2020, no raise or bonus since then
>$5k bonus from 2019 vests beginning of May
>kike spike exemption ends beginning of July

I cannot wait to bolt out of here and see the product come crumbling down.

2nd guy is stupid here
there's the word master and whatever it can mean and then there's the word master when paired with the word slave.

t. illiterate tranny

>get a job as a dev
>80% of the job is writing tests and debugging
I didn't sign up for this, where are my qa wagies

Guess they could rename after their famous alumni barneyfag

and master's degrees

Not all heroes wear capes. Some wear programming socks.

>alias nigger = "rm -rf *"
>"Hey Tyrone, I got a super cool Bash command we can run on our Docker container today, check the memo! Make sure you run it in the root directory."

They were fired 20 years ago to save a dime, now testing and QA and all that shit is engineering concerns (aka: doesn't get done :^))

I do this too. Company doesn't know jack shit about my GitHub anyway. Fuck em.

Tyrone University

>I cannot wait to bolt out of here and see the product come crumbling down.
baling wire and gaffer tape can keep things going for far longer than they have any right to, sadly