They never cared who I was until I put on the Dyson Zone air purifying Bluetooth headphones with visor mask
They never cared who I was until I put on the Dyson Zone air purifying Bluetooth headphones with visor mask
Jordan Fisher
Jeremiah Bell
>look it up
>it's real
Okay, this HAS to be one of you who got a job at Dyson and came up with this as an extremely elaborate banepost, right?
Bentley Gomez
this is absolutely progress and definitely on the right side of history
Benjamin Reyes
The fire rises!
Brayden Foster
I find this unusually tempting. The only frustrating part is that you have to have the headphones, which are probably shit.
Camden Brooks
that's a big scam
Brody Richardson
It's reportedly decent and has good ANC.
Shame there's no cringe cancelling technology built in though, people will still look at you like a madman
Nicholas Cooper
Jackson Gutierrez
I think that's part of the appeal. Imagine if you could just get a normal cabled output and hook it up to a 'portable' amp+dac+pmp combo.
No doubt someone will make a programmable LED display for the front of that too. Great meme potential here.
But yeah, the core idea of having clean fresh air is a good one. A packed commuter train out of London is living hell usually.
Zachary Morris
I want to see a photo of someone wearing sunglasses with it. It's either going to look cool in a ~le cyberpunk~ kinda way or so cringe it comes back around
>But yeah, the core idea of having clean fresh air is a good one
Something like the Razer mask but without the cringe gaymer aesthetic would actually work really well imo
James Brown
Yeah I agree. I'd really like them to have a bit of air cooling too - the big problem with stuffy and busy places is just how warm the air gets.
We could go a step up from sunglasses and just put on a VR/MR headset. Project Cambria whenever that comes out.
Parker Morales
>NOBODY KNEW WHOMMM I WAS BEFORE I PUT ON THE MASK
>IF I TAKE THAT MASK OFF WILL YOU CRASH
>IT WOULD BE EXTREMELY PAINFUL
>YOU'RE A SMART GUY
>FOR YOU
>WHAT'S THE NEXT STEP IN YOUR MASTER PLAN
>CRASHING WINDOWS, WITH NO SURVIVORS!
Xavier Fisher
dyson is a fucking lunatic
british theme park idiot.
insignificant
Carter Morgan
>Tim Stickney - Director of Operations & New Product Innovation at Dyson
He must be a baneposter
John Rodriguez
>YOU MERELY ADOPTED THE TERMINAL
Wyatt Peterson
>I WAS BORN IN IT!
>I WAS WRITING & COMPILING C CODE SINCE I WAS BORN
Joshua Hill
Remember when Trump baneposted at his inauguration? Haha yeah me too bro ha ha
Thomas Gutierrez
>dyson
>creator of the vacuum cleaner which creates a vacuum
>require operation of a mask in low or no atmosphere
>no atmosphere is a vacuum
>dyson create vacuums
>if the wearing of a mask in required in no atmosphere AND dyson create vacuums
>THEN dyson must be creating the situation that requires you to wear a mask
>Force you to buy dyson or you die from no air
SCAM
the jews clearly want us to die
Nathaniel Gutierrez
yeah i wAS supposed to be here for the next couple days there it was FUNNY that we had a great time i haha there was nothing wrong
Camden Allen
This is absolutely an april fools joke.
They have jammed a toggle switch into the headphone's jack on the left.
Colton Baker
>This is absolutely an april fools joke.
oh for fuck's sake. it's already april.
Carson Gonzalez
How does he eat? Hes a big guy (for me) so he must eat quite alot during the day
Brayden Rivera
>They have jammed a toggle switch into the headphone's jack on the left.
it's some kind of proof of concept thing
>This is absolutely an april fools joke.
it was announced like 2 days ago already
Noah Russell
their HR probably got a bonus for hitting the april fuels deadline a few days before it was due.
Jeremiah Moore
It was reported yesterday, the 30th for me.
Easton Smith
Holy shit it's real