>boss wants to "promote" me to scrum master
Should i go for it?
Boss wants to "promote" me to scrum master
Liam Cruz
Jaxon Sullivan
It's not a real thing.
Leo Roberts
Idk, do you like running meetings?
Kevin Nguyen
Do you want to get paid for doing literally nothing for the rest of your life?
John Lewis
im already working as a software engineer doing about 2h of work per day
Luke Campbell
Fucking "scrum master" sounds like something out of DnD. I hate this software project management bullshit. It's all a huge fucking meme
Samuel Miller
when is your user story completed?!?!
Luke Reed
no
Daniel Turner
You control the flow/time of the meeting, making sure information is understood. It's easier than it seems. You might get nervous at first from the responsibility, but surely you've been through a few meetings to get the controlling idea?
Kayden Barnes
>Boss wants to give me free money for doing fuck all
Why would you not? Some get paid more than devs
Grayson Bell
If by go for it you mean kill yourself, yes. Immediately in fact.
Ethan Bennett
are there scrum masters that are not devs?
Michael Johnson
scrum master sounds like a BDSM role
Jacob Carter
You'll be constantly bullied on Any Forums for it
Nathaniel Ross
maybe you could be a good scrum master
Chase Williams
Look
Basically I'm just not gonna complete the user story
I know...UGH I know....
I'm sorry!!!!!!!!
Its just that I'm not going to finish writing my requirements
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Wyatt Allen
Cut that time in half for 50% more money. Welcome to being a scrum master
Isaac Sanchez
not real job, but if you can play their game making money with it.. go then and use your free time to improve the real shit
Ayden Evans
Depends on how much more $$$ you get.
It's not a real promotion if there's no significant raise involved.
Liam Perez
my boss got me to run a meeting while she was out yesterday even though I'm the most junior member of the team
bros i can taste the scrum
Ryan Lopez
My last "promotion" was a 6k raise and 300% more work.
Carter Bennett
yeah always weigh the options. sometimes they just fired someone and they want to put the work on you instead of hiring someone else. hence the """promotion""". it's better to pay one gay slightly more than pay another guy a full wage plus benefits.
Eli Walker
Most IME
Henry Perez
If you like being a manager yes
I would not take it because i like building stuff