I have the classic "homemade software developer" problem of no portfolio or education or professional resume

I have the classic "homemade software developer" problem of no portfolio or education or professional resume.
If you were to sit me in front of a computer, and tell me what to do - I'd do it past your expectations. But actually getting to that point seems impossible.
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>no portfolio
Make a website, showcase projects on it.
>no projects
Do some projects.
>no resume
Make a resume?

You sure you'd do it past my expectations?

this. OP is just an underaged retard

I am actually working on a project to show to a graphics driver developer! I am working on that stuff, it just seems so far away.
Whereas I know that if I were to get a relevant, intermediate-experience (no managing other people or anything) job, I'd do just fine.

we are full and you aren't surpassing CS students.

You know what? At this point, I'll do it out of sheer "fuck you".

you and thousands of other people looking for a quick get rich scheme. Look rajesh, you're not making 200k unless you get a CS degree, grind the shit out of leetcode, and do 3 internships.

I'm hoping to make about $50k/yr in the US, which is real comfy living in my area of the country.

50k is your goal? lol, alright you're fine then.

Well, ideally $100k would be amazing. $50k is still great.
I genuinely don't like to call myself smart because it makes me sound arrogant, and I hate coming off that way. Once I get rid of that feeling of imposter syndrome, though, I do believe I'm competent enough.
Right now I'm just bitching because no one is getting back to me, while working on a little C project to showcase.

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I have years of experience and a degree and nobody's getting back to me either. Unlike you I have an impressive portfolio to boot.
Get back in line.

Sounds great, I'll get something that pays well and tell you to fuck off.

>If you were to sit me in front of a computer, and tell me what to do - I'd do it past your expectations.
I hereby ask you to sit in front of a computer, and do 2 or 3 small programming projects.

Nothing fancy: A super simple calculator would be fine. Just the basic operations. If you can do that, no entry-level programming job will deny you.

not this. OP is just an overaged smartie

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I'm working on a little C project right now, a networked sidescroller thing.
Need to have $50,000 in optics on rifle, brozzer.

Sweet. Oh, and you want a resume. You can post it here after you are done with it, with your personal info removed.

get a ccna or an rhcsa cert
jfc

>has a problem you can solve without assistance
>doesn't know how to solve it
NGMI

To ask other opinions about your situation is not harmful. It allows third-party views that you may not be able to see in the moment.

2 entry-level certs (I can pass in a week) mean jack shit without experience encompassing it. Just like dumbasses who say getting a Security+ entitles them to some 100k/yr security analyst role. I hope all cert shills get aids.

ur not a programmer

I am a person whose hobbies and skills include many things, programming is one of them.
Go fuck yourself. You're the problem with FOSS for the most part - troglodyte neckbeards, or trannies, who can't appeal to a normal fucking person.

>You're the problem
>can't appeal to a normal person.
I would say you have the exact same problem: Not appealing enough to find an IT job.