>accidentally deleted production DB
>there's no backups
Accidentally deleted production DB
>I merely wanted to teach you a lesson. You should be thanking me for doing this sooner rather than later. Now we can start over and do it properly.
based, but you're still fired
what's the proper way to recover from this situation without getting fired?
good morning sir
"AWS is down"
Oh is that what that means? Didn't realize
Hand your notice in
Same but unironically
Huh I made that. In 2019.
>Delete production db on purpose
>Also delete backups
>Resign on the spot
>delete production DB
>pretend nothing happened
>subtly imply a commit from my boss could be responsible
>remain employed
>5k payrise 3 months later
yeah I'm kinda based
pray and surface recovery tools
lmfao based ive seen it flying around
Are you me?
>start a year ago
>quickly lose motivation. Very rarely work more than 1-2 hours a day, if that
>halfass everything but it works
>get yearly review reminder
>oh shit
>"yeah honestly you're one of the better people on your team. We're giving you a 12k pay raise"
Wtf
I remember that leddit post that used to be circulated around here where the guy actually did this on his first day on the job
Giga-sama…I kneel