Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck anyone who worked on this shit...

Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck anyone who worked on this shit, fuck anyone who supports this shit, and fuck the retards who defend this shit

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What's happening user?

Docker. Docker has been a disaster for the human race.

so having sex with all those people will give you satisfaction?

I mean, what problems is it causing *you*?

>getting filtered by software for simpletons

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>software for simpletons
More like software for insane people this POS doesn't make sense in any of the hells

BTW kill yourself

Well...I do like LXC better

seethe
cope

>filtered by containers
Couldn't be me.

>doesn't make sense
Correction : It doesn't make sense to people who don't have a complete idea how computers work.

>implying all containers are Docker
You know containers have been around for decades, right?

How is that different from just running the programs normally? Are they more separated from each other this way causing less likely fuckups?

Every contrainer is a kind pf a virtual machine totally isolated unless specified. This not only keeps your installation clean, but you can write some blueprints on how to create containers with exactly the software that you need and their versions.

>Are they more separated from each other this way causing less likely fuckups?
Each container has its own FS (the container image), but uses the host's kernel.

>but you can write some blueprints on how to create containers with exactly the software that you need and their versions
Docker provides no tooling to make this easier whatsoever.

Flatpak is better.

>Docker provides no tooling to make this easier whatsoever
They can't do it for you since each project has individual need they provide you with the tools to write it for yourself using docker compose

If I have the tools then I don't need Docker.

Now you can distribute your apps to all 100 users

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Docker and Kubernetes make perfect sense if you're not a retard. What else has you going "Reeee!", virtualization?
Back to the helpdesk or desktop support with you.

behold.....
the Windows Web App developer

>Docker provides no tooling to make this easier whatsoever.
What kind of "tooling" do you need to write a dockerfile ?

>user! Look into this docker shit, we need to go cloud/virtual
>why? It's just going to be slower and more expensive
>JUST DO IT user
>ok I've looked into and prepared the docker image to be pushed
>GOOD. What do you need now
>I need to know what cloud host you want to me shoot this shit to
>OK. Send this to [insert meme cloud host]
>Done
>user, why is it slower that our dedicated server
>Because you're virtualizing
>user, why is our bill now twice as much as the dedicated server
>Because you're cloud hosting
>user WHY DIDNT YOU TELL US
death to middle managers in IT

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