Tfw have to work on the Mac today

>tfw have to work on the Mac today
>but I need to run a bunch of updates before I do so
>update to MacOS 12.2.3
>takes forever
>finally back in, now need to update xcode
>click update
>looks like it's doing something, shows loading icon
>after 15 minutes, loading icon stops, nothing happened
>click icon again
>black screen of death
>restart mac
>no display anymore
>force restart by holding power button
>no display
>force restart by holding power button
>no display
>have to pull the power cord
>wait 30 sec
>put back power cord
>start mac again
>finally boots up
>try to update xcode again
>looks like it's doing something, shows loading icon
>after 15 minutes, loading icon stops, nothing happened
WHY THE FUCK DO PEOPLE BUY THIS SHIT

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>WHY THE FUCK DO PEOPLE
Corporations do. All corporate software is written by jews to undermine the productivity of western nations. If it were just White people everyone would be running Linux.

It can't be that hard

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How retarded do you have to be to manage to fuck up babies first os?
I have worked in a company before that only used applel hardware and even the fucking secretaries didn't manage something like that.

>what OP said didn't happen because I'm butthurt if it did
fuck off Apple shills

12.3 is out apparently, update manually and try again ifag

I meant 12.3

>I meant 12.3
Then learn the importance of versioning faggot

STFU iToddler

Apple updates are the worst, I always put them off because they take like 30 fucking minutes and you can't use your computer during that time

pic related, it's me not updating

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that shit is still loading after 2 hours

iTODDLERS BTFO!

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Based

update on time and you wouldn't have this problem

>you're using it wrong
the absolute state

Biology

It's outrageous how long the updates take on MacOS. Why the fuck does it take 30 minutes to do a simple system update. My work mac has the added problem that it takes 15-20 minutes to boot up and start a few programs. After that, it works fine.

>My work mac has the added problem that it takes 15-20 minutes to boot up and start a few programs.
Absolutely disgusting

it does only take 15-20 minutes. the long updates are for upgrading to entirely new major versions. at least thats how it worked in high sierra, i haven't tried the newer versions but the FUD has always been the same.

>it does only take 15-20 minutes
i'm tired. i meant it only takes a couple minutes usually. you just download the update while you are still using your computer and then when you restart it hardly takes longer than normal to come up.

Babunga

my favourite part about updating is
>remind me in an hour
>remind me tomorrow

how about
>fuck off forever and don't remind me at all