someone on Any Forums started a project. the goal of this project is to create a desktop assistant. so I've been thinking... where's the result of this project?
>thread?
archive.wakarimasen.moe
Satania desktop assistant
Nicholas Garcia
Ian Gray
I've been looking into this project for days now. thanks for linking it
Angel Rodriguez
They finally made the logo.
Henry Ward
maybe the project is abandoned because it was constantly getting deleted?
>archive.wakarimasen.moe
Ethan Fisher
where is it?
Dylan Cox
Isn't she ASCII Media Works' IP? Can't they DMCA that for copyright infringement?
Sebastian Lopez
>Can't they DMCA that for copyright infringement?
yes, yes they can
Jackson Lopez
can you share the link?
Wyatt Green
Git repos at
git.cianig.ga
gitgud.io
Remember, if you're gonna extend on them for the love of Gabriel use Zig.
Brayden Foster
very cool. I mean, fuck satania and her dumb show, but still. it's a shame microsoft ruined it for all of us for so long, just as the virtual porn babes took off, then the whole idea died. but it's cute, and give much love and all the power for introspection to the assistant, maybe a bit AI too, shit could be hilarious.
Personally, I always wanted a Gerty shitbox (from the movie moon), voiced by kevin spacy. The robotics should be fairly easy to do, so all that is needed is a good database and properly trained AI model and spacey voice model synthesis. Google could do it. But they don't. Because they suck ass.
Caleb Miller
>it's a shame microsoft ruined it for all of us for so long
how Microsoft ruined desktop assistant?
Jacob Stewart
>Zig
is zig a github alternative?
Robert Campbell
Its finished, stop asking
Elijah Jones
Nah; Its doujin territory.
Bentley Reed
Zig, as in the programming language.
>concurrency
Built in event loop style N:M threading, just like Go. Just add one line of code and you're able to run millions of coroutines with ease. Solving the C10k (and C10M) problem was never easier.
pub const io_mode = .evented;
kristoff.it
>performant
It's a compiled language with a backend that uses LLVM, so it has all of the optimizations that Clang will ever give you in C/C++. No slow or unpredictable GC, so you can be sure there won't be any GC lag spikes. No more worrying about the 95% percentile response times!
Scared of memory management? Just use the 'defer' keyword user, EZ RAII style cleanup. Want to be be even lazier? Have a single arena allocator scoped per HTTP request and forget about memory management entirely!
>Which better in this year of our lord 2022
There is a winner, and that is Zig. Embrace the future old man, and head on over to ziglearn.org
pub fn helloWorld(req: Request, res: Response) !void {
try res.print("Hello {}!", req.queryParam("name") orelse "World");
}
If you're looking for a git host just use gitgud.io or teknik.io or a small selfhosted instance.
Levi Nguyen
kys nigger
Carter Bailey
what's the problem huh?
Nathaniel Powell
>using a niche programming language to develop things
are you guys this fucking stupid??? use a commonly used programming language like
>swift
>python
>ruby
>powershell
>c#
>c++
>c
>rust
>java
and etc
Lucas Nelson
do you really hate zig that much?
Josiah Jackson
>kys nigger
Easton Martinez
you forgot your soi pic